Attn: Clementine: Sherdog Marriage Proposal.

[Jitter]

I have met several girls from online and they were interesting experiences. I had everything from a butch lesbian who wanted to beat me up because I beat her at pool and an arcade game to a girl who looked like MiMi from Drew Carey to 2 very hot girls who hung out w/ me and my friends and watched wrestling. The first girl I met we actually dated for a few years, but she was a couple hours away and the distance among other things ended up being too much. It was fun times back then....This was back in the A/S/L? days w/ yahoo chat and various chatrooms

 

[pick999]

Imo fingercuffs is the only legitimate female on sherdog and she's taken

Every female is taken literally

 

[Rationality]

@Clementine did I meet you at a gym a couple hours ago? You or a doppelganger.

 

[Ian]

A female poster from Alaska??? Damn that’s the second time this has happened.

 

[Mackenzie Dern's Accent]

Hey,

I hope this post finds you all in good spirits, as today, I'm about to make a life-changing move that's almost as exciting as watching a 10-8 round in the Octagon.
I know we have never communicated personally but I have seen posts about you and I'm more addicted to you than Julian Lane is to banging.
So, to the love of my life!
As I stand here on this virtual UFC arena, surrounded by electrified sharks, I can't help but draw a parallel between the passion we all share for JBG and the passion I have for you. You've been the greatest submission of my life, and I can't imagine going to the death without you by my side.

Just like in the Octagon, life is full of split decisions and draws, and there's no one I'd rather have as my corner person, my person in crime, and my greatest person in this ultimate fight called Being A Fucking Fighter.
So, here it goes: will you be the Ronda to my head mooment, the Khabib to my tiramisu, the Tony to my type of a guy, and the pictograms in my veins for the rest of our days?
Will you marry me and let our love be the LHW champion in the most epic battle of all time before both of us suffer a most unfortunate injury and are forced to vacate?

I promise to love you as fiercely as Mario Yamasaki's conviction to see a death inside the cage, to stand by your side through every submission life throws our way, and to celebrate our victories and make a book of excuses from our losses. We'll be a team like no other, and our love will be like all love is meant to be - thick, solid and tight.

Please, say "yes," and make me the happiest person in this virtual shark-infested arena and in the entire world fucking dominated by the UFC. Let's step into this next chapter of life with the same passion, dedication, and resolve that we've seen in our favorite fighter Bob Sapp.

With all my love and a heart that's pounding like the final seconds of a championship bout,
The 115lb girl who tapped PrideJitZoo, will you submit in this championship bout of love?

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

Hey Sherbros,

I hope this post finds you all in good spirits, as today, I'm about to make a life-changing move that's almost as exciting as watching a championship fight in the Octagon.

I know we have never communicated personally but I have seen your posts and I'm more addicted to you than Jon Jones is illicit substances. So, to the love of my life, Clementine!

As I stand here on this virtual UFC forum, surrounded by fans of the world's most exhilarating sport, I can't help but draw a parallel between the passion we all share for MMA and the passion I have for you. You've been the greatest knockout of my life, and I can't imagine going another round without you by my side.

Just like in the Octagon, life is full of challenges and surprises, and there's no one I'd rather have as my corner woman, my partner in crime, and my greatest supporter in this ultimate fight called life.

So, here it goes: Clementine, will you be the Ronda to my Travis, the Amanda to my Nina, the Khabib to my DC, and the adrenaline in my veins for the rest of our days? Will you marry me and let our love be the champion in the most epic battle of all time?

I promise to love you as fiercely as the fighters in the cage, to stand by your side through every submission and knockout life throws our way, and to celebrate our victories and learn from our losses together. We'll be a team like no other, and our love story will be legendary.

Please, say "yes," and make me the happiest person in this virtual arena and in the real world. Let's step into this next chapter of life with the same passion, dedication, and enthusiasm that we've seen in our favorite fighters.

I can't wait to hear your answer, and I'm ready to start this incredible journey as a married couple.

With all my love and a heart that's pounding like the final seconds of a championship bout,

Spinkick KO

Yuck

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

You’ll always remember the moment you knew the fight game was truly dead - the moment you logged on and learned this was the hottest thread we’ve seen on Sherdog in years.

These weird of beat threads always get the most traction

 

[The-AxeMurderer]

 

[Young Calf Kick]

what in the fuck is going on in here

 

[Poirierfan]

what in the fuck is going on in here

The essence of true love, my friend.

 

[Prologue]

I'm kinda taken actually^^ Sorry TS.
@rj144 can confirm. Recently too.

TS like...

 

[Neck&Neck]

Clem shut shit down in page 3 but We still Rollin!

 

[Young Calf Kick]

The essence of true love, my friend.

heartwarming before I go to sleep lol

 

[Poirierfan]

heartwarming before I go to sleep lol

Sweet dreams.

 

[runjay]

Find love here https://www.grindr.com/

k i made a profile, now wut

 

[Poirierfan]

Spinkick's been listening to Mr Big all day.

 

[car epic win]

putting my stamp in legendary thread

 

[KALEWYTEE]

k i made a profile, now wut

I'll be on later

 

[runjay]

I'll be on later

 

[NoSmilez]

Spinkick's been listening to Mr Big all day.