Attention Shulom1 *** POST 683 UPDATED WITH VIDEO ***

That would be okay. I think he's too much of a bitch to do it. He'll probably avoid the OT for a few months and then try to slink back like nothing happened.

Shulom will never get away with that. He's like Volund with his groundhog, or Joe Mama and his dick gobbling. He's forever branded as a fat, lying, braggart. I'm not even sure he'll be able to post in Mayberry anymore.
 
Instant legend is still getting the "Parcel Scott" mention everytime he posts in P+M.

People have long memories. Some things just stick to you forever.
 
Shulom will never get away with that. He's like Volund with his groundhog, or Joe Mama and his dick gobbling. He's forever branded as a fat, lying, braggart. I'm not even sure he'll be able to post in Mayberry anymore.

Oh I didn't say he'd get away with it. Just that he'd attempt it. I know he won't get away with it. The only way he could ever get back in would be under another account or if he waited five years.
 
Amazing video and thread. Wouldn't be surprised if Shulom1 trained for years until he could do 30 consecutive handstand push-ups to make a thread going "I TOLD YOU GUYS!"
 
Shulom will never get away with that. He's like Volund with his groundhog, or Joe Mama and his dick gobbling. He's forever branded as a fat, lying, braggart. I'm not even sure he'll be able to post in Mayberry anymore.

Yup.
 
Klein should do an information video about how to use the search function, faq and forum rules. Those three things can answer almost every question in support.

Too bad Fullerene is banned... his video style would be perfect.

It would be classic. Can you imagine if they got hit with a Helmer video every time they asked a question? There would be some classic e-meltdowns.
 
I remember when Klein first came to Sherdog, he was just a random guy with an annoying typewriter font. Actually, he was 'Kleine' back then. Now, he is a very specific awesome guy with an annoying typewriter font.

Anyway, great work KH. I guess that silent 'e' really was holding you back.
 
This thread will go down in legend. Sherdog is gonna move it to the plats so the peons have to pay to view its greatness
 
30 handstand pushups will join teh 9 incher and teh 275

this really is quite a thing.
 
This thread will go down in legend. Sherdog is gonna move it to the plats so the peons have to pay to view its greatness

think about this thread next time you want to make another shit bro thread
 
i was accused of being a coco gimmick today and i hope the person who said it dies a terribly painful slow death
 
Dear Klein,

Congratulations on a exceptional thread. From the outlook I thought you spent too much too soon, but you came back and entertained with a bravado.

I honestly thought from the onset that this was a setup. I thought Sholum was in on it. How could he say the things he did in all seriousness? You executed your destruction of the bear jew perfectly. I hate giving compliments too outwardly in fear of being a sycophant, but I cannot deny you of your accomplishment. Good job sir.

1. Why did Sholum not just come out and say "I was drunk, I said alot of stupid shit" and concede. At the very least he should have bully-trolled his way though it. Technically he could have held the ground of the unfalsifiable(which I'm sure he's used to be the religious type) but he yealed to the old "i don't have to prove anything" line, which is weak.

2. From your writing I have always thought of you as intelligent, but assumed you were a bit of a sissy boy. You have squashed those concepts with hellacious back kicks. I'm sure you could crack my ribs in quick fasten if you had to.

3.SHOLUM....Why? Fess up. Your obvious lie has been exposed. Your sillyness has been deconstructed. Come now without your horseshit bravado and lay it out or be scorned. You may exist as a OT meme, but it is not the end. Volund overcame his meme and became a solid poster. Can you cut out your BS and do the same? Come on homie, you don't have to lie to hang out. Strip your bullshit and man up to your defeat, succeed/apologize, and be reborn.
 
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