Attention Shulom1 *** POST 683 UPDATED WITH VIDEO ***

[Klein Helmer]

I'd say Klein's got the 'center square' on lockdown with this thread... we're all just random outside squares

Let not your heart be troubled.


You haven't seen anything yet.

I really owe no one here anything. This is the internet.

You are sorely mistaken.

 

[WickedServant]

Let not your heart be troubled.


You haven't seen anything yet.

Never mind that. The OP was A-grade. Work put in.

I hope you make many more similar threads in the near future.

 

[PoundUmOut2]

mother fucker tomorrow is friday.

video of pushups or hitting yourself in the nuts is to be delivered.

 

[Klein Helmer]

Well goddamn this was a good read

That was an exquisite burn...Helmer you are the Michelangelo of "getting to"

The best is yet to come.

end this miserable excuse of a thread.
the fat tard ain't coming.

End your miserable excuse for an account.


I have it on reasonable authority that he will attempt to make good on his word.

 

[Graves The Elder]

shulom has as much chance of doing a single handstand pushup
as kingkunst has of making a decipherable post.

stow it, helmet.

 

[Klein Helmer]

Tall guy would have to be capable of at least 15 handstand pushups.

He's been on, admitted to being gotten to. He's probably composing a concession speech.

What did he say?

OP by Helmer was gold and there were a few chuckle-worthy posts throughout.

Shalom you're a fat queer, and everyone knows you care about your 'SD image' so I'm taking a messy shit on your head.

Now fuck off, wannabe child molester.

I am glad it was to your liking.

Which one would that be? And if you are drinking excellent whiskey to get drunk, I doubt you know what an excellent whiskey is.

Haha.

I believe it was some form of Jack Daniels.


Kids.

 

[PoundUmOut2]

nothing wrong with some jd. i believe he said it was jd silver select. quite good but not my favorite.

 

[hohner]

All this talk of handstand pushups has me wondering how many I can do.

 

[PoundUmOut2]

All this talk of handstand pushups has me wondering how many I can do.

theyre hard

 

[Klein Helmer]

shulom has as much chance of doing a single handstand pushup
as kingkunst has of making a decipherable post.

stow it, helmet.

Your signature is a quote from Keith Stone?


Dear Lord, you are blue collar.

 

[Graves The Elder]

Your signature is a quote from Keith Stone?


Dear Lord you are blue collar.

nice use of 'Dear Lord' Mr. Blue Collar.

pardon me for having a sense of humor.
regrettably, you do not have one.

 

[hohner]

theyre hard

I would imagine they are but I'm thinking I can at least do a couple. Once I try it out I'll report back, but there will be no video. Unless that is it turns out I can do like 50 of them in which case I'll be forced to prove it.

 

[hohner]

Your signature is a quote from Keith Stone?

What gave it away?

 

[Klein Helmer]

pardon me for having a sense of humor.
regrettably, you do not have one.

I will concede that humor is subjective; I am however not surprised you found it in an advertisement for domestic bargain beer.

 

[PoundUmOut2]

I would imagine they are but I'm thinking I can at least do a couple. Once I try it out I'll report back, but there will be no video. Unless that is it turns out I can do like 50 of them in which case I'll be forced to prove it.

i gave them a go and cranked out a few, but man they flared the shoulder up. paying for my curiosity today.

 

[Klein Helmer]

What gave it away?

Watch out for this guy.

 

[hohner]

i gave them a go and cranked out a few, but man they flared the shoulder up. paying for my curiosity today.

I'm kind of afraid they will make the nerve injury I had in my elbow recently flare up which is why I haven't tried yet but soon enough curiosity will win out. After all who needs two working elbows?

 

[WickedServant]

I am glad it was to your liking.

It was. Keep it up.

 

[Graves The Elder]

kline, I am forced to say that I find you boring.
there, I said it.
sorry.

 

[hohner]

Watch out for this guy.

I'm stealthy.