Attention Shulom1 *** POST 683 UPDATED WITH VIDEO ***

[tehend]

autofellatio?

Forbidden to jews.

 

[HomerThompson]

Forbidden to jews.

lulz

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

I am typically docile in nature, but your recent posting has served only to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.


I mean to remind you that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

I am here to collect it.


I am particularly keen to obtain verification of the following statements:












Made by the following entity:

I am not the first to make such an exhortation.

Verily several others have been of the same mind, and thus far the only response has been:




Tell me, for what purpose will you require such time?


Simply pick up your camera, record the exercise, and post it.


If you haven't a camera, I suggest you struggle to your feet, catch your breath, then climb onto your hoveround and drop a few hundred dollars at your local electronics parlor.

Surely that would amount to not more than a drop in the bucket next to your myriad gym memberships.

On that note, be sure to include some footage of yourself performing martial arts.



Moving on...

I was also fascinated to learn that:




That is a genuine shame, for I think you to be as honest as Charlie Sheen's claims of sobriety.

You bloated charlatan, you are as full of shit as you are circus peanuts.



So listen here, you amorphous, gelatinous blimp.

Now is your day of reckoning.

I don't want to hear one single, solitary word out of your potato salad clogged gullet until you come through with some tangible documentation of your loose lipped braying.



In closing...

I am relieved to hear that:




For surely you will require some foppish outlet for the emotional anguish you will suffer before this is over.


I am waiting,

Your Dear Helmer

Mother fucking Helmer time bitchez.

 

[Graves The Elder]

I was under the impression that jewism was a religion, not a race.
there's ethiopian jews after all, and they're most likely black.

 

[Shaz**]

Buncha degenerates up in this bitch

 

[PoundUmOut2]

we are standup citizens imo.

 

[Shaz**]

I'll accept that

 

[equus]

I think it's just his German-esque username.

im going to have to say thats the best av ive ever seen. that nasty bitch.

 

[eBank]

im going to have to say thats the best av ive ever seen. that nasty bitch.

Did you try to rape Chabone's AV? How'd that workout for you?

 

[Tigger]

Fucking douches.

 

[Fred in Houston]

Fred in Houston, hello. Who teh fuck are you and why did you call in today?

I am me. I called in b/c I saw who this thread was about, and then saw the real topic of it all and had to laugh. This shit will never happen.

 

[poser_pilot6]

Where's the fuckin video?

 

[mrko509***]

did someone say 30 push ups?

 

[Klein Helmer]

lol quality thread and a really good op. well done, helmer.

lulz at shulom trolling this shit hard. no way can you do that shit, guy.

Praise from pupi, I never thought I would see the day.

I don't remember ever seeing the guy post, my contacts are especially blurry tonight so once again I didn't read Klein's writings, but I read the quotes and looked @ the pics in the OP, as well as a couple of shulo's responses and all I can say is.... bwaahaahahahaha

Damn it, axhand1e!

I was hoping for your review.

I declare on this day, I will make Klein my bitch and PUO2 will punch himself in the 'nads.

Failcake, I suggest you go back to trolling JPR and the WR, where you can be an arrogant and bat-shit insane person without invoking my wrath.

To everyone else, LOLz guys. I really wish Tig5r had not re-posted that pic. However that doesn't mean I won't post the video. I'm going to see if I can knock it out today, mkay peeps?

OK.

I am nearly quivering with anticipation.

 

[Graves The Elder]

"..I am nearly quivering with anticipation..."

sounds pretty gay to me.

 

[Klein Helmer]

Good to see other people finally recognizing Helmer's brilliance.

Great thread. You took his pride and then his soul

I learned from the best.

Your destructive tendencies inspired me to try my hand at authentic off topic sub forum style posting.


I think I have finally come into my own.

lol@Klein calling anyone out. He probably can't even say hi to girls in real life.

You again?

Stop trying to ride my coattails, pleb.

the boxing discussion was the only worthy thing in this pile of shit thread.

Oh yeah, what have you ever done here?

Go suck a colostomy bag.

 

[eBank]

"..I am nearly quivering with anticipation..."

sounds pretty gay to me.

How do you live where you live?

 

[zx]

that flinstone thing is posible, he can do 30 in a row, no doubt... but while handstanding?
If we ever got the vid.
Still waithing for that soucer vs harry though.

 

[Klein Helmer]

Shulom1 was destroyed in this thread..

Nice thread, brought the lulz...

Mother fucking Helmer time bitchez.

You said it, Dad.

"..I am nearly quivering with anticipation..."

sounds pretty gay to me.

Your words are as bland as ribbon candy.


Choke on it.

 

[Kaoklai]

Damn how does it feel being the outcast of a bunch of Sherdoggers?!