Attention Sherbros, Mackenzie Dern is single

[PlasticFishBowl]

Why is a relationship breaking down a douche move. We don't know any of the details as to why it broke down.

Once you have children, the relationship is more important than your personal tastes and desires.

A 5 year old dgaf about you feeling unfulfilled or drifting apart. They want a mom and dad to live with and feel secure with.

 

[Mesos]

Rejoice fellow sherdoggers, you still have a shot at this 6/10 beauty. You might need to learn Portuguese first, though.

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Well that explains why she seemed so close to Cockhold. He probably already banged her a few times and is passing her along like the pussy slayer he is.

 

[HHJ]

Once you have children, the relationship is more important than your personal tastes and desires.

That doesnt mean it is reconcilable,regardless of what your personal feelings are on the matter.

 

[Joshuaace]

She seems a bit old to be making a public service announcement about her relationship status.

On 2nd thought, maybe it's a maturity issue. HARD PASS!

 

[Gracious Warrior]

Hypergamy is real my ninjas

 

[JangoMike]

Too bad I dont have a translator handy otherwise id go for it.

 

[Be the ball]

Dern is ultra beautiful. 9.5/10 for me.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

For sure. I just know them both so it sucks.

Well I'll trust you to put a good word in for me Sherbro, I've always been a pal to you on here.

 

[TrueBias]

Damn seemed like a happy relationship. Dude came to support her with their kid with his big ass smile

Considering that sure as shit isnt his kid, i agree.

Eventually tho, nobody wants to take care of someone elses kid.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Once you have children, the relationship is more important than your personal tastes and desires.

A 5 year old dgaf about you feeling unfulfilled or drifting apart. They want a mom and dad to live with and feel secure with.

Depends on the environment. My daughter would have grown up in a house full of stress and arguing if I'd stayed with my ex and she's absolutely fine now we're apart.

 

[Neck&Neck]

1-2 in her last 3 fights, might have to let her pass on by

 

[fastone]

no surprise here. wer dose Dern simp/white knights at...

 

[13Seconds]

Considering that sure as shit isnt his kid, i agree.

Eventually tho, nobody wants to take care of someone elses kid.

That not his kid? That afro brazillian dude?

I guess i understand then

 

[Kenny Powerth]

Just not after a rolling session, especially with a gi.

No matter how hot they are, they sweat and smell. Especially the athletes.

 

[Necrocrawler]

Well, her ex husband is a surfer...

He's probably gonna get back at that Arona life

 

[wwkirk]

Maybe i should ask her out. Should I?

Post a pic of yourself so we'll know if you stand a chance.

 

[BroRogan]

*Sherdog imploding*

@Da Speeit where you at?!?

 

[Izzysexboyfriend]

She’s a 5 at best

 

[markys00]

hahaha you triggered bud?? yeah you are.. go back to playing with penny stocks LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I'm sorry, but isn't that like a dream job if ur making even halfway decent money? Like I'd take a solid loss in money if it meant I didn't have to go out to work like 80% of people

 

[Quietus]

She realized she's too hot for the guy she settled down with, kinda like a Miesha/Bryan Caraway situation except Dern had a kid with him.