Asmongold

I generally loath react content too. It takes a long time/manpower to put together video essays. If you want to have knowledge on the subject matter, and put a lot into the production values, the hours add up exponentially. You better attempt to have a good take on the subject matter, otherwise it's nefarious if its being monetizing.

At least Asmond is entertaining, subjectively of course. He gives what I think are genuine responses/thoughts for the topic, and always links the creators he's reacting too. He has a huge platform too, so I'm sure he's made many content creators more successful.

The worst are those dipshits who do nothing but nod or raise an eyebrow, basically stealing content.

I enjoy Asmond's videos. I only knew him as the goofy skeleton looking guy who reacted to Bloodborne lore players before some of you guys started sharing his stuff like mad. I really don't get the hate for him either. There are things he says that I don't agree with, but who doesn't lol.

I like when he uses some British AI voice over for context, that always makes me laugh.
This guy has an interesting take on Asmongold and react content as a whole.

At 9:52 the creator explicitly describes how being reacted to by a big name boosted his channel.
 
Yo fam mi nuh even did know who di yute was but mi pree him crib an' dawg ting deh just a few jugs from full poop lady hoarder levels 🪣💩 real talk bredda need help fi true 🐀🪳👩🏿‍🚒
 
Yo fam mi nuh even did know who di yute was but mi pree him crib an' dawg ting deh just a few jugs from full poop lady hoarder levels 🪣💩 real talk bredda need help fi true 🐀🪳👩🏿‍🚒
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Gotchu fam 💯 🍁👉🏿🇺🇸
Hello all of my #NintendoFriend , I was just been coming across Eternal Champion of Stream Asmongold for first times. Sadly it was been remind me of Shameful Poop lady from Western Hoarding Culture USB-show. While I was become open mind to lifestyle of difference, I truly was feeling maybe he was having been needing help to clean. Cleanliness was bring closer one's mind to God. #injesushisname
 
I watch him. I'm 42. I always watch Jim and I rarely disagree with him. He's 97% strictly common sense logiç.

I also like watching his gaming vids while I play my videogame. I let him play a bunch while I played Elden Ring.

I want to get one of his computers. I found out he owns a gaming computer company. I looked them up years ago and nothing was in stock. They had like 5 different models of computers. They were nice computers. I trust Asmongold to sell computers.
 
ChatGPT says:

"
Sure! Let's break down the selection:


  1. "Yo fam mi nuh even did know who di yute was"
    This means "Hey, I didn’t even know who this guy was."
    • Example: Imagine you meet someone for the first time and you're like, "I don't even know who this person is."
  2. "but mi pree him crib"
    "Pree" means to look at or observe something closely. "Crib" is a slang term for someone's house.
    • Example: If you look at someone's home, you might say, "I pree their crib," meaning you checked out their place.
  3. "an' dawg ting deh just a few jugs from full poop lady hoarder levels 🪣💩"
    "Dawg ting" refers to the situation or what’s going on. "Jugs" here can refer to large amounts of something, and "full poop lady hoarder levels" is a funny way of saying the place is messy, like the homes of people who collect a lot of things (hoarders), but with a focus on being really dirty or disgusting.
    • Example: If you walk into someone's house and it’s super messy, you might say, "This place is almost at hoarder level!"
  4. "real talk bredda need help fi true"
    "Real talk" means being honest or serious about something. "Bredda" is like saying "bro" or "dude." "Fi true" means "for real."
    • Example: If someone is struggling or doing poorly, you might say, "He really needs help for real."
  5. "🐀🪳👩🏿‍🚒"
    These are emojis representing a rat (🐀), a cockroach (🪳), and a firefighter (👩🏿‍🚒). These emojis suggest that the place is so messy, it’s like a rat and cockroach infestation, and a firefighter is needed to help clean up.

So, the message is saying that the person didn’t know who this guy was, but after looking at his house, it’s really dirty, almost like a hoarder's place, and it seems like he seriously needs help."
 
I want to get one of his computers. I found out he owns a gaming computer company. I looked them up years ago and nothing was in stock. They had like 5 different models of computers. They were nice computers. I trust Asmongold to sell computers.
Not anymore he doesn't, they "parted ways" with him
 
Not anymore he doesn't, they "parted ways" with him
LOL. Wrong. He is a co-owner of the company. That hasn't changed. He didn't abdicate his stake.

Him "parting ways" with them, practically speaking, only meant that they effectively killed OTK. Because the idea all along was to show that OTK had so much influence it could power an upstart like Starforge to break into one of the hardest businesses to break into. If they could have done that, then they would have shown the tremendous value of OTK, and they could have rented out their services at a huge fee as a marketing front for any deep pockets who wanted to purchase that influence in the gaming/Twitchsphere. It was a fantastic idea: a dual venture. Retail and marketing.

And Asmongold was the face of OTK. He was the star. Him stepping away was the death of OTK, not the death of Asmongold. He's still the #3 most watched channel on Twitch.
 
ChatGPT says:

"
Sure! Let's break down the selection:


  1. "Yo fam mi nuh even did know who di yute was"
    This means "Hey, I didn’t even know who this guy was."
    • Example: Imagine you meet someone for the first time and you're like, "I don't even know who this person is."
  2. "but mi pree him crib"
    "Pree" means to look at or observe something closely. "Crib" is a slang term for someone's house.
    • Example: If you look at someone's home, you might say, "I pree their crib," meaning you checked out their place.
  3. "an' dawg ting deh just a few jugs from full poop lady hoarder levels 🪣💩"
    "Dawg ting" refers to the situation or what’s going on. "Jugs" here can refer to large amounts of something, and "full poop lady hoarder levels" is a funny way of saying the place is messy, like the homes of people who collect a lot of things (hoarders), but with a focus on being really dirty or disgusting.
    • Example: If you walk into someone's house and it’s super messy, you might say, "This place is almost at hoarder level!"
  4. "real talk bredda need help fi true"
    "Real talk" means being honest or serious about something. "Bredda" is like saying "bro" or "dude." "Fi true" means "for real."
    • Example: If someone is struggling or doing poorly, you might say, "He really needs help for real."
  5. "🐀🪳👩🏿‍🚒"
    These are emojis representing a rat (🐀), a cockroach (🪳), and a firefighter (👩🏿‍🚒). These emojis suggest that the place is so messy, it’s like a rat and cockroach infestation, and a firefighter is needed to help clean up.

So, the message is saying that the person didn’t know who this guy was, but after looking at his house, it’s really dirty, almost like a hoarder's place, and it seems like he seriously needs help."

Damn, you finally found a good use for AI. Maybe this would work on deciphering the posts of @NoGoodNamesLeft too?
 
Him "parting ways" with them, practically speaking, only meant that they effectively killed OTK. Because the idea all along was to show that OTK had so much influence it could power an upstart like Starforge to break into one of the hardest businesses to break into. If they could have done that, then they would have shown the tremendous value of OTK, and they could have rented out their services at a huge fee as a marketing front for any deep pockets who wanted to purchase that influence in the gaming/Twitchsphere. It was a fantastic idea: a dual venture. Retail and marketing.

OTK launched as a esport org. Today OTK are on their fifth business restructuring. Third restructuring that happened in 2021-2022 was meant to be that "tremendous value of OTK" strategy. However that didnt really include Artesian(Starforge). That was an OTK org acquisition into an already profitable company to diversify profits.

Retail and marketing strategy wise. This has been the main business practice of orgs like TSM, Optic, 100 Thieves and Faze Clan since the 2010's. Something OTK has never achieved for their founders/members were in constant state of controversies before and even after OTK's founding.

Venture capital money dried up before OTK was founded. While established endemic brands stayed away from OTK's brand risk nature.
 
I assume democrats hate him because he's usually pretty logical and doesn't agree with pretty much anything they stand for. I'm also a sexy male in my 30s
 
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I assume democrats hate him because he's usually pretty logical and doesn't agree with pretty much anything they stand for. I'm also a sexy male in my 30s

He was disliked by the ultra progressives starting around the Twitch Deer Girl controversy. After his mothers death he became a react content creator instead of a MMO gamer. Which was launched from the Depp/Heard defamation trial. This is when his audience capture began shifting towards the redpill and MAGA'sphere communities. Who proceeded to feed him nothing but social wedge issues for reaction.

Worth noting that the personality Asmongold uses today is a character. One that he once found mentally straining when gaming and talking. Resulting in numerous breaks away from streaming.
 
He was disliked by the ultra progressives starting around the Twitch Deer Girl controversy. After his mothers death he became a react content creator instead of a MMO gamer. Which was launched from the Depp/Heard defamation trial. This is when his audience capture began shifting towards the redpill and MAGA'sphere communities. Who proceeded to feed him nothing but social wedge issues for reaction.

Worth noting that the personality Asmongold uses today is a character. One that he once found mentally straining when gaming and talking. Resulting in numerous breaks away from streaming.

That is a Hell of a sentence.

I remember the old days of him doing wow content, never hated him but did think he needed to clean the room and take a shower. Looks like he's doing this shit fulltime now, probably has to stage the used soda cups before a stream.

Apparently I'm only a casual progressive, never heard of twitch deer girl in my life. I did notice asmon seemed to jump hard onto covering the dumpster fire rivalry between white nationalists and the gay mafia in gaming.

I can see why. That debate is an engagement farm.
 
people still watch this clown? seems like he wants to be the next alex jones now pivoting from gaming to incel
 
That is a Hell of a sentence.

ROFL.

Early 2020(?) Twitch formed a new council. To advise Twitch staff on a wide range of topics moving forward. This comprised of what i'd call mature minded streamers along with industry adjacent professionals. One selection didnt make sense. It was a trans-woman streamer who averaged ~25 viewers.

Thats when the internet went to work. Finding out she believes she is a deer and made recent comments like 'all white male gamers are white supremacists'. This of course led to people hate watching. Causing her to double down by making more outlandish statements like 'i have all the power now, you cant take it away from me' and 'im coming after you' while dancing.

Every streamer on Twitch went silent refusing to comment. Only Asmongold talked about it calling for her to be removed from the council and website.
 
Potentially half of Asmongold’s viewers are botted.

 
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ChatGPT says:

"
Sure! Let's break down the selection:


  1. "Yo fam mi nuh even did know who di yute was"
    This means "Hey, I didn’t even know who this guy was."
    • Example: Imagine you meet someone for the first time and you're like, "I don't even know who this person is."
  2. "but mi pree him crib"
    "Pree" means to look at or observe something closely. "Crib" is a slang term for someone's house.
    • Example: If you look at someone's home, you might say, "I pree their crib," meaning you checked out their place.
  3. "an' dawg ting deh just a few jugs from full poop lady hoarder levels 🪣💩"
    "Dawg ting" refers to the situation or what’s going on. "Jugs" here can refer to large amounts of something, and "full poop lady hoarder levels" is a funny way of saying the place is messy, like the homes of people who collect a lot of things (hoarders), but with a focus on being really dirty or disgusting.
    • Example: If you walk into someone's house and it’s super messy, you might say, "This place is almost at hoarder level!"
  4. "real talk bredda need help fi true"
    "Real talk" means being honest or serious about something. "Bredda" is like saying "bro" or "dude." "Fi true" means "for real."
    • Example: If someone is struggling or doing poorly, you might say, "He really needs help for real."
  5. "🐀🪳👩🏿‍🚒"
    These are emojis representing a rat (🐀), a cockroach (🪳), and a firefighter (👩🏿‍🚒). These emojis suggest that the place is so messy, it’s like a rat and cockroach infestation, and a firefighter is needed to help clean up.

So, the message is saying that the person didn’t know who this guy was, but after looking at his house, it’s really dirty, almost like a hoarder's place, and it seems like he seriously needs help."
AI will help us communicate with these new human beings
 
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