Asking the king for forgiveness...

Cj Bernauer said:
I used to tell my friends that Aldo was too technical for McGregor and they didn't get it cuz they were newbz.
So yeah, they think I'm an idiot. So I can see how being anti Conor can ruin your bum life.
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Me and my boy who have been training together forever and have been Jose Aldo fans forever stayed up til 6 AM to watch the fight with some casual friends of ours who had barely watched MMA before.

We were telling them how Jose has been undefeated for 10 years and how he's going to wreck McGregor. We were hyping the fuck out of this matchup for them saying its two of the best strikers in MMA and that it'll be a good fight but Aldo will end up getting the victory.

Suddenly 13 second KO...
 
Faceplanter said:
Application submitted and intercepted by proxy (me). I will pass this along through the chain of command to the king himself and it will be up to him whether or not you will be officially pardoned. He is a forgiving lord and believes in second chances, fortunately for you. That's the bright side. We shall see. Your application is currently pending and will be processed within roughly 90 days, since the king has been so busy lately. Much like litigation, this is a lengthy process but typically WELL worth the wait!
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As long as I don't have to be buried in the dessert then I can handle the wait!

Never again will I doubt the king!
 
So much confusion... I lol'd




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Hans Gercmiov said:
Conor is a merciful king.
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It does my heart good too hear that. We all make mistakes and I feel that admitting to it has lifted an emotional boulder from my psyche. Though I may not be deserving of majesties forgiveness, I feel better admitting my mistake.
 
Sosuke Aizen said:
I started off as Conor fan because of his deep insight in martial arts but I disliked his trash talk and so I stopped being a fan. Now I see how great he is, how amazing he is, he is the Anti-Fitch of combat sport and unlike a fair weather fan. I want to ask NO beg for forgiveness and would like to return to the good grace of the king!


So here is my line:

Please forgive us sire, please forgive us for ever doubting the incredible power of McGregor!



P.S: The "us" part is in regards to being Joe Riggs, I am Joe Riggs fan but he GOOFED with his dick comment. In this thread we are here to repent for doubting mystic mac and we want to be forgiven. No fair weathering from one fighter or another. I know I goofed too and I want people to know it.


P.S.S: My life has gone to shit when I stopped being a fan of Conor! May I repent for my sins. The sin I committed by rooting for shitty flat footed fighters with basic fight patterns.
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This was probably a lot funnier in your head.
 
Sosuke Aizen said:
I started off as Conor fan because of his deep insight in martial arts but I disliked his trash talk and so I stopped being a fan. Now I see how great he is, how amazing he is, he is the Anti-Fitch of combat sport and unlike a fair weather fan. I want to ask NO beg for forgiveness and would like to return to the good grace of the king!


So here is my line:

Please forgive us sire, please forgive us for ever doubting the incredible power of McGregor!



P.S: The "us" part is in regards to being Joe Riggs, I am Joe Riggs fan but he GOOFED with his dick comment. In this thread we are here to repent for doubting mystic mac and we want to be forgiven. No fair weathering from one fighter or another. I know I goofed too and I want people to know it.


P.S.S: My life has gone to shit when I stopped being a fan of Conor! May I repent for my sins. The sin I committed by rooting for shitty flat footed fighters with basic fight patterns.
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T.S. Jimmies were soiled writing this post^^^^
 
TS, if you want to be truly forgiven then you have to let your girl (or mom) ride Conor's dick while you suck on his toes.
 
Im curious to see what this forum will look like if McGregor loses.
 
Posts like these are why people hate Conor fans, but that's just because they are too dense to realize we are just having fun and it's all in jest.
 
i dare anyone who has been on sherdog for 5+ years to name a time when the threads were as consistently stupid as this.
 
Sosuke Aizen said:
It does my heart good too hear that. We all make mistakes and I feel that admitting to it has lifted an emotional boulder from my psyche. Though I may not be deserving of majesties forgiveness, I feel better admitting my mistake.
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Conor loves you all. He can feed 10000 bums with one fish. He walks on Reeboks. If you slap him, he turns the other cheek and hits you with a counter left.
 
Conor fans where much more tolerable for the like 10 minutes when I was the only one
 
VAfan said:
i dare anyone who has been on sherdog for 5+ years to name a time when the threads were as consistently stupid as this.
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When Shogun was the champ it was equally bad. There are still some Shogun fans that think he has another run at the title in him.
 
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