Ash vs Jack Burton: who's the coolest?

[Kick Strickland]

EDIT: BTW, perhaps one of Ash's best lines was left out of the OP.

Spoiler

Yeah both dudes have a bunch of GOAT one-liners. You're right though that IS a good one from Ash, lol

 

[MaureenCretis]

The answer is Jack Burton. The answer is *always* Jack Burton.

 

[streets ahead]

Ash Williams by being a main character.

 

[supra57]

Damn this is a very hard poll because both these guys piss fucking lead and knock down mountains. Jack didnt need a gun or a chainsaw tho by gawd he killed Lo Pan with a fucking knife and did it with lip stick on. His mullet was cooler and longer too Ash barely had any.

 

[LucasWithLidOff]

Agreed.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

The answer in the poll isn't the correct one.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

The answer in the poll isn't the correct one.

Correct. It's like T2 vs Predators all over again. Sherdog getting it wrong, very wrong.

Ash went up an army of deadites with just some primitive screw heads to back him up. Jack Burton while rad as fuck had to drink some crazy shit to fight some ninjas.

Ash all the way.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Lol!!

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Correct. It's like T2 vs Predators all over again. Sherdog getting it wrong, very wrong.

Ash went up an army of deadites with just some primitive screw heads to back him up. Jack Burton while rad as fuck had to drink some crazy shit to fight some ninjas.

Ash all the way.

Don't going and agreeing with me, ZKG. And it wasn't T2/Predators, it was Predator/Predators. What in the actual fuck? Smh...

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Don't going and agreeing with me, ZKG. And it wasn't T2/Predators, it was Predator/Predators. What in the actual fuck? Smh...

Shut it.

You know I'm right.

 

[Gene Tunney]

Ash all the way.

 

[SleepyBoy]

[on his phone call] i'm gonna tell you about an accident and i dont want to hear an act of god alright.

lol!!!

 

[Drake]

 

[RoadKing Custom]

Jack Burton. Not even close..

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Jack Burton via better catch phrase.

 

[Peteyandjia]

Compelling title, shit poll.

 

[Genki Sudo II]

Lower case burton is better for some reason.

 

[Kardashians]

idek who either of them are
but neither of them are cute going by these photos so
i vote the rock

 

[JohnnyTowers]

Burton all the way around. Better movie, better actor, better everything. He is just tooo damn cool.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I want to say Ash, but he works retail while Jack drives a truck. Maybe it's a toss-up.