Artard's TMZ Report: Mackenzie Dern's second marriage has fallen apart

[TheBulge]

These MMA relationships are too violent. There's Warmachine who was gonna murder his girl, and the other one who was beaten brutally I forgot her name, the wonderwoman chick.

 

[Tapatio]

Trocoli is that guy who did ok against Shara Bullet in round 1, then gave up. Fuck that guy.

Always seemed like a 5 minute guy to me. Probably a big reason Dern divorced him.

 

[xhaydenx]

Cheyenne Vislas/Buys and JP
Miesha and Cuckaway
Dern and Truckholio

Always some drama. Who'd want to date an MMA fighter?

Bro, that's only like 3 couples, and of them, Cheyenne and Tuckholio were basically walking red flags.

The vast majority of MMA fighters don't seem to have these dating issues.

Also, how you gon name them 3 but not War Machine/Christy Mack and Phil Baroni/the girlfriend he murdered?

 

[Osculater]

Cheating skank that looks like Igor from young Frankenstein. Dust off your fedoras, now is the time for the nerds of sherdog to shine.

 

[xhaydenx]

Fuck Dern for being a cheating loser, and fuck Trocoli. You can take one look at that dude and immediately know he's a fuck head.

 

[Necrocrawler]

Bro, that's only like 3 couples, and of them, Cheyenne and Tuckholio were basically walking red flags.

The vast majority of MMA fighters don't seem to have these dating issues.

Also, how you gon name them 3 but not War Machine/Christy Mack and Phil Baroni/the girlfriend he murdered?

I think he was talking only about MMA couples, not MMA married people.
Otherwise there was also Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson.
Jessica Andrade and her ex, which she had to pay after the divorce
We could also argue about Cigano and his first woman lol

 

[xhaydenx]

I think he was talking only about MMA couples, not MMA married people.
Otherwise there was also Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson.
Jessica Andrade and her ex, which she had to pay after the divorce
We could also argue about Cigano and his first woman lol

Oh, well, just talking MMA couples, there's a fuck ton that are together and are just normal couples outside of MMA.

 

[don't ask]

Maybe she should try an accountant named Steve

I know now three things about you:

-an accountant
-named Steve
-mindlessly licks Jones' balls simply for the sake of contrarianism even though you're much more intelligent than that

 

[rollthedice]

She’s an Aries and looks like a man, no wonder

Pause, I'm an aries explain it haha

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

I know now three things about you:

-an accountant
-named Steve
-mindlessly licks Jones' balls simply for the sake of contrarianism even though you're much more intelligent than that

No no no, the accountant named Steve comes from one of Jon Fitch's incel rants on some podcast. Moaning about the fact that his carefully chosen spouse left him, a top MMA fighter and alpha, for "an accountant named Steve." Jon was very, very hurt by that.

And the GOAT Jon ball-licking has decreased since he's, you know, no longer active. Though I will support his efforts as a coach.

 

[rollthedice]

To be fair, with Dearns dating history if tried to seduce me, I'd just chuck a carrot her way and tell her have a nice life, she is for the streets

 

[Thesnake101]

Only here to add that Trocoli is one of the worst fighters I've ever seen dating back to when Volkmann dominated him in Legacy FC.

Dude's literally just big and that's it. Only "good" win he ever got was tapping Kenneth Bergh (who sucks ass) on Contender Series before the fight got overturned and he got quietly released. It's very sad how he got brought in to be a sacrificial lamb when there's much better talent out there than him, regardless of his whole purpose being to keep Shara on a card.

 

[BjPenn2017]

Sounds like a one sided tale of the real story.
Dern is probably just as psycho

She definitely exhibits “common denominator energy” and most likely spent a good deal of time throwing gas on a fire she knew she shouldn’t have.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Bro, that's only like 3 couples, and of them, Cheyenne and Tuckholio were basically walking red flags.

The vast majority of MMA fighters don't seem to have these dating issues.

Also, how you gon name them 3 but not War Machine/Christy Mack and Phil Baroni/the girlfriend he murdered?

That’s just the first three that came to mind. I’m sure there’s plenty of examples of well adjusted, healthy MMA power couples, vut we don’t make threads about them. And why would we? Train wrecks are far more entertaining.

 

[RockyLockridge]

I suppose my odds have technically increased

 

[Pharenheit]

Sheesh she’s not even that hot

 

[RockyLockridge]

Maybe she should try an accountant named Steve

but he's so ick, with his 9-5 job and his mental stabillity

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Maybe she should try an accountant named Steve

Maybe she should try a Sherdogger named Ares

Maybe she shouldn't check her attic, aka my vacation home.

Don't worry, I haven't disconnected any of the wires leading to every other Sherdogger's secret cameras.

 

[Afrikan]

I mean, she probably got exactly the type of guy she was going after when she found him. Tough guy with no sense. Turns out it can be dangerous huh?

 

[MaulingMyClown]

Now Dern can set her sights on luring Travis Browne away from Rousey, then get a third divorce after he becomes violent.

That's why Ronda started training again...late spring Dern vs Rousey winner gets Travis