Ariel Helwani to Ortega: "Brian, you're such a goodlooking guy. I get lost in your eyes."

[HHJ]

BJJ is not gay unless you make eye contact, gay if you do, and ultra homo gay if the eye contact is with Brian

You wouldn't be able to not make the eye contact with him though. It's like telling you not to look back on the way out of hades. Of course you have to look back.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

 

[Big Al's Texas BBQ]

Jesus, Ariel's taking nuthugging to a whole new level.

 

[Lift2live]

Im straight muslim and got a daughter but i gotta say Brian is extremely handsome. Gid creates beauty.

Plus he is latino who are top 5 most beatiful people.

Dont mean he is weak tho. Dide has 20 times more guts then woodley and others have. Woodley would stay out and cry race card if anybody was beating him this bad. No strike having tmz rapper

 

[HHJ]

We need this thread to be as long and hard as randy's exploits with jo

 

[grimballer]

Was it Ariel or Schaub?

 

[grimballer]

Why does mma attract all the homosexuals? I mean, wouldn't they prefer a less violent sport like bodybuilding?

Guys rubbing with each other wearing almost no clothing

Really?!?

 

[Kingz]

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Guys rubbing with each other wearing almost no clothing

Really?!?

Wouldn't they rather watch huge muscles all lubbed up with baby oil?

 

[MonkeyPickAss]

Im straight muslim and got a daughter but i gotta say Brian is extremely handsome. Gid creates beauty.

Plus he is latino who are top 5 most beatiful people.

Dont mean he is weak tho. Dide has 20 times more guts then woodley and others have. Woodley would stay out and cry race card if anybody was beating him this bad. No strike having tmz rapper

1 you are VERY gay and 2 Woodley is a fucking monster unlike this 1 dimensional bitch ortega.

 

[Dorkman]

Greasy hair
If you grow them long, wash them

Can go a couple days just fine as you don't want to wash it too often with long hair if you're not sweating a bunch as it washes out all your natural oils that keep your hair healthy and protected. But yeah some people go like 4-5 days and big yikes.

 

[MonkeyPickAss]

Can go a couple days just fine as you don't want to wash it too often with long hair if you're not sweating a bunch as it washes out all your natural oils that keep your hair healthy and protected. But yeah some people go like 4-5 days and big yikes.

This is true of only some people, many people have to wash their hair everyday and some with dryer hair need to spread it out a bit. It certainly isnt a universal thing.

 

[Dorkman]

This is true of only some people, many people have to wash their hair everyday and some with dryer hair need to spread it out a bit. It certainly isnt a universal thing.

Fair. Mine is a 2-3 day schedule at about low shoulder length. Unless i'm physically active, then yeah will wash more accordingly cause having an itchy scalp from not cleaning out sweat is frekkin gross.

 

[7even]

Im straight muslim and got a daughter but i gotta say Brian is extremely handsome. Gid creates beauty.

Plus he is latino who are top 5 most beatiful people.

Dont mean he is weak tho. Dide has 20 times more guts then woodley and others have. Woodley would stay out and cry race card if anybody was beating him this bad. No strike having tmz rapper

Latino isn’t race. He’s mostly European blood. I don’t see much or any Native American ancestory in him. However, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t.

 

[markys00]

how can anyone blame him..?

id fight claudia for that baby making spot no problem

 

[markys00]

If Ortega is dreamy than I'm Denzel Washington

well, denzel is pretty average looking.... so.. im not sure what to make of this

 

[markys00]

Why does mma attract all the homosexuals? I mean, wouldn't they prefer a less violent sport like bodybuilding?

well, theres no contact in bodybuilding..

also, angry violent love making and mma can be very similar, wink wink

 

[7even]

how can anyone blame him..?

id fight claudia for that baby making spot no problem

The guy looks like an Hollywood depiction of Jesus.

 

[markys00]

The guy looks like an Hollywood interpretation of Jesus.

hmm maybe thats what it is.



meh, i dont know

 

[Grapplefest]

Latino isn’t race. He’s mostly European blood. I don’t see much or any Native American ancestory in him. However, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t.

Have you seen his dad? He looks almost full native American. The only way him and his brother's looks make sense is if his mom had an affair with a white guy.