Are You A Conspiracy Theorist?

[Belaya Smert]

I’m a reality enthusiast who feels constantly lied to if thats what you mean.

 

[jeff7b9]

Choices:

A) believe that people of wealth and power conspire against the public interest

B) absolutle brain dead fucking retard jamming your fingers up your ass to keep packing shit in your eyes and ears




choose wisely fellas

 

[Hotora86]

I would imagine most of us have been. I believe most people believe in at least one thing that someone else would consider them a Conspiracy Theorist over.

I am kinda disappointed in the recently uncovered conspiracy.

Everyone kept saying that many rich and powerful people meet up secretly to rule the world. Turns out, they met up secretly to rape women and kids instead.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

So you've read all 3 million pages?

Fuck no I didn't read a single page either

 

[Sonny Qc]

since Covid, pretty much yeah.

Don't believe we landed on the moon
(at least what they showed us)

9/11 was an inside job

Pizza Gate

De-Population

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

Funny how everyone is an expert on the Epstein files now when most people haven't read any of it let alone all of it, and if they had read any of it or all of it they'd realize that there is virtually nothing concrete in it about anyone specifically doing anything to anyone else

Social media is now full of retards shouting PIZZA, THEY'RE EATING PIZZA! SEE I TOLD YOU

So… if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it’s a rabbit?

 

[HUGHPHUG]

So… if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it’s a rabbit?

it is until someone explicitly says Prince Andrew fucked a baby duck while Ellen and Oprah ate a babies face

 

[LEWIS540]

So… if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it’s a rabbit?

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

What’s your definition of conspiracy theorist? Believing in any conspiracy at all? Believing all conspiracy theories?

I don’t believe in the overwhelming majority of conspiracy theories but there’s obviously a handful that have merit.

 

[LEWIS540]

What’s your definition of conspiracy theorist? Believing in any conspiracy at all? Believing all conspiracy theories?

I don’t believe in the overwhelming majority of conspiracy theories but there’s obviously a handful that have merit.

One conspiracy theory is that the government spreads multiple false conspiracy theories just to make the ones that have merit less believable.

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

What’s your definition of conspiracy theorist?

Mine is more loosely based on someone who is not satisfied with mainstream news, has an active and skeptical mind, and invites other theories and possibilities into his head possibly also promoting and circulating them. Might also be examining motives and speculate further to come up with their conclusion.

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

I am kinda disappointed in the recently uncovered conspiracy.

Everyone kept saying that many rich and powerful people meet up secretly to rule the world. Turns out, they met up secretly to rape women and kids instead.

To them we are farm animals born to serve. You don't think these people are willing to live under the same standards they set for us, do you? Hopefully much more gets leaked out as sunlight is the best disinfectant.

 

[JoeBobbaLou2]

Yes, yes I am. when the government repeatedly lies to you, and when "crazy" theories actually become reality it's difficult not to be.

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

Either my lie detector is getting better or the government has gotten lazy spreading their lies in the hopes of dividing and conquering us. When we are at each others throats the most who is keeping an eye on our corrupt public servants while they steal from us seeing opportunities in our tragedies? If we were to adequately punish our puppet-masters we'd have to dig a hole all the way to China so there was a mass grave big enough to fit all the bodies in.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

No. And I don’t know what the opposite of a conspiracy theorist is but I’m closer to that. I actually get irritated when people try and talk about conspiracies with me because I don’t buy into most of them.


That said nothing that comes to light about government’s or famous people in general surprises me much. I can wrap my head around the fact that people with money and power or capable of insane shit.

 

[Bia]

I have no doubt we didnt land on the moon

Lets supposed they did landed on the moon, how the f they were able to stream the event back to Earth given the technology limit back then

 

[Pittie Petey]

Lets supposed they did landed on the moon, how the f they were able to stream the event back to Earth given the technology limit back then

I think it went through Uranus

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I would imagine most of us have been. I believe most people believe in at least one thing that someone else would consider them a Conspiracy Theorist over.

The first conspiracy theory i investigated was 9/11 and I was shocked, fully believed it was an inside job etc. Now I don't think so (few unanswered questions though) but I don't believe in a lot of them these days. I do however believe someone had Jeffrey Epstein killed and it wasn't suicide, I don't even know that qualifies as a conspiracy theory now.

 

[jeff7b9]

It's just a matter of fact that there have been lots of conspiracies there were either proven or outright admitted to. What kind of unstoppable boob thinks the government, corporations or any other organization has never lied or had ulterior motives for something?

I have felt like we are ong overdue for a rebranding.




I propose:

Conspiracy realist

"Coincidence" observer

Or

(Conspiracy Theories -->) Coming Attractions

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

I never bought them because conspiracy theorists were hippies and liberal weirdos back in my day. Still don't buy 95% of them