Are We Wrong About Brie Larson???

PaleMoonlight said:
Brie is an LA 3 (Boise 20) at best.
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Boise 7 at best maybe even 6, Boise Dimes are known for junk in the truck and is one of the requirements to be up at the top of the list.

Big boobs, great butt. But not greatest face
 
I see a skinny girl with a small but nicely shaped ass. What's with this obsession with big butts? In my (unfortunate) experience big butts smell bad. Fuck that. I'll take Brie's happily.
 
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Khabibs Tiramisu said:
I need your opinion @Eusung @Clippy
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This OP is hilarious.

I think that famous pic is indeed a bad angle. And she probably did improve through lifting some weights.

Anyway, I don't care about her ass now that I know whatever ass I see will be her stunt double's.

Scarjo is still the champ. And I don't see that changing anytime soon.

I'm gonna use this as an excuse to post this meme:

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True story:

In Hoi An, Vietnam about 5 years ago:

Guy 1: Yeah I'm going to South America, any recommendations on the girls?
Me: <sick at the time from too much partying, I lost my voice and sounded like an elderly man> Oh Brazil...for sure Brazil number one. Peru and Bolivia are more homogenous. Depends on your taste. But Brazil has the most diversity. Colombia is great too, but for ass Brazil definitely. Women there hit the gym hardcore compared to where I'm from..at least in the beach areas do a lot of squats and lunges...they get it, they know what guys want.
Guy 2: <chucling> You sound like some wise old sage on this topic, getting all sciency and talking like some Mr. Miyagi <imitates my husky lost elderly sounding voice> They do squats and lunges

I was dying.
 
even for a white girl, that's a non existent backyard

that's not even a garden ffs
 
She probably saw that first picture and decided to act. Still small but at least shes working on it.
 
CoolB said:
I see a skinny girl with a small but nicely shaped ass. What's with this obsession with big butts? In my (unfortunate) experience big butts smell bad. Fuck that. I'll take Brie's happily.
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Small is one thing, nonexistent is another.
 
Infernal Plane said:
A 3/10 at best.

She resembles the generic 40-something single mom you'd see patrolling the local dive bar scouting out potential father figures.
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That’s the appeal she looks like a bitchy soccer mom women relate to her and she got big titties that dudes love but she got no ass, Hollywood thought the Arkansa white boys and all the dumbasses throughout the Bible Belt wouldn’t notice
 
If you behave in a way that makes a reporter ask "Do you hate white men," then I'm likely not going to like you. Her answer also was strange, and if it was answered in the same fashion regarding black anything, she would be gone. So there's that.

As for her ass, it sucks. Not good.

As for the choice of her in this movie, it sucks. Not good.

As for this movie having more than a sprinkle to do with endgame, it sucks. Not good.
 
Clippy said:
lol don't care what her ass looks like as long as the movie is good

That's what I'm really worried about - they proved me wrong about ant man and guardians tho and I hope they do again
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The only good parts will be coulson and Fury

Edit: we should have a movie about them, instead of Hobbs and Shaw.

Fury and Coulson
 
Don't they sell women's tightpants with ass-padding these days? I think I remember reading about that somewhere. I don't know much about fashion on account of being too damn old.

Also, that is a raggedy looking basketball.
 
Stupid costume designer should have used skin tight spandex.
 
Halge said:
Don't they sell women's tightpants with ass-padding these days? I think I remember reading about that somewhere. I don't know much about fashion on account of being too damn old.

Also, that is a raggedy looking basketball.
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Exactly. This is a problem tailor made for movie magic to fix. The stick she's taking for not having an ass is hilarious.

I would genuinely lol if this paragon of women's empowerment has really been hitting the squat rack to silence her detractors.
 
90 50 said:
Boise 7 at best maybe even 6, Boise Dimes are known for junk in the truck and is one of the requirements to be up at the top of the list.

Big boobs, great butt. But not greatest face
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CoolB said:
I see a skinny girl with a small but nicely shaped ass. What's with this obsession with big butts? In my (unfortunate) experience big butts smell bad. Fuck that. I'll take Brie's happily.
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What

the

fuck

are you guys even talking about?!

Even if you don't like big butts, why are you guys acting like there is not a happy medium?

It can be small and shapely, and that's nice. But no... Brie's ass is as flat as an ironing board. If you are a fan of flat asses that's one thing, but can we not pretend something's there that isn't?
 
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