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Are there any good MMA audiobooks?

WoozyFailGuy said:
Audio?
No, though I find these enjoyable in their paper form.
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I owned all his grappling books. There was some interesting stuff in there, even though everyone shit on his non-expertise. I'm sure I still use some of his stuff -- the first martial art I ever studied had Japanese catchwrestling submissions, so I could make it work. I still rely on the first submissions I ever learned when I'm attacking from mount or side control and nobody knows what the hell I'm doing until they're tapping out lol
 
don't ask said:
I owned all his grappling books. There was some interesting stuff in there, even though everyone shit on his non-expertise. I'm sure I still use some of his stuff -- the first martial art I ever studied had Japanese catchwrestling submissions, so I could make it work. I still rely on the first submissions I ever learned when I'm attacking from mount or side control and nobody knows what the hell I'm doing until they're tapping out lol
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True patrician
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We need a Sherbro to get on DWCS and hit a Copacabana Choke
 
WoozyFailGuy said:
True patrician
<smellit>

We need a Sherbro to get on DWCS and hit a Copacabana Choke
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Ahahahaha that is my go-to choke in mount! There's also a weird throat-crush choke that I've never in seen in BJJ, but is pretty damn effective. It's like an Ezekiel where you grab your own elbow instead of your sleeve.
 
don't ask said:
Ahahahaha that is my go-to choke in mount! There's also a weird throat-crush choke that I've never in seen in BJJ, but is pretty damn effective. It's like an Ezekiel where you grab your own elbow instead of your sleeve.
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Orangugoplata
 
I have a couple books on vinyl…
The Big Book of Brazilian Excuses - 2nd edition
And the Holly Holm biography




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Neck&Neck said:
I have a couple books on vinyl…
The Big Book of Brazilian Excuses - 2nd edition
And the Holly Holm biography




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On... vinyl? I think I'm missing the joke, please fill me in before I go looking for this Holm book
 
spinup said:
Image Stipe's autobiography audiobook read by himself.
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haha lol that would be enough to make @don't ask become a astronaut and fly to the moon and stay there and never return. The title of Stipe's book will be called "mumble"
 
HI SCOTT NEWMAN said:
haha lol that would be enough to make @don't ask become a astronaut and fly to the moon and stay there and never return. The title of Stipe's book will be called "mumble"
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lol Yes, this is very true, I'd even build the rocket myself. But a roundtable between Stipe, Tito and Wallid Ismael would bring me back.
 
don't ask said:
lol Yes, this is very true, I'd even build the rocket myself. But a roundtable between Stipe, Tito and Wallid Ismael would bring me back.
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hahahaha OMG Stipe, Tito and Wallid Ismael roundtable would be wild and so hilarious

Tito: I own a Mexican bar and grille where we specialize in fish and chips with mushy peas, and our favorite cocktail is chocolate milk, you guys should try it sometime...

Stipe: mumble, mumble, mumble, babble, mumble, mumble, *mumbling incoherently*...

Wallid Ismael: Yes indeed thank you so much for everyone and thank you to UFC and the world, thanks so much to the world, the big wide world and everything inside the world. the world of mixed martial arts. I'm so happy to put a show for you guys, a very big large show for all my fans, all my fans I hear you and it gives me the energy and thank you so much for everything, you're the best fans in the world, the big wide world. Thank you. I want the greatest mixed martial arts for all the world, the best and everyone at the top top top level, for put a show for everyone and all of the world, thanks so much Dana White and UFC for putting on big show like this for all the many many many many peoples everywhere. so so so so so very happy for this, what a wonderful and exciting division, this one is for all the divisions and the ultimate division, part of the ultimate fighting championship, from Dana and Lorenz and another thanks so much and keep the show great. Thank you, thanks so much.

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HI SCOTT NEWMAN said:
hahahaha OMG Stipe, Tito and Wallid Ismael roundtable would be wild and so hilarious

Tito: I own a Mexican bar and grille where we specialize in fish and chips with mushy peas, and our favorite cocktail is chocolate milk, you guys should try it sometime...

Stipe: mumble, mumble, mumble, babble, mumble, mumble, *mumbling incoherently*...

Wallid Ismael: Yes indeed thank you so much for everyone and thank you to UFC and the world, thanks so much to the world, the big wide world and everything inside the world. the world of mixed martial arts. I'm so happy to put a show for you guys, a very big large show for all my fans, all my fans I hear you and it gives me the energy and thank you so much for everything, you're the best fans in the world, the big wide world. Thank you. I want the greatest mixed martial arts for all the world, the best and everyone at the top top top level, for put a show for everyone and all of the world, thanks so much Dana White and UFC for putting on big show like this for all the many many many many peoples everywhere. so so so so so very happy for this, what a wonderful and exciting division, this one is for all the divisions and the ultimate division, part of the ultimate fighting championship, from Dana and Lorenz and another thanks so much and keep the show great. Thank you, thanks so much.

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omg that's perfect! I'm dying

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Have you seen that video of Tito showing how they cut onions in his restaurant, where he cuts his hands to shit?
 
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