Are Hardcore Conspiracy Theorists Retarded?

[JudasAnthony]

And yes I am drunk happy Easter buds globetards or flatheads

 

[mcveteran81]

You should of payed more attention when they explained the scientific method when you got your BAs.

That way you would understand that when it comes to science, you are not simply taking an expert's word or simply believing them...

 

[Shuque]

Well this isn't me or Eddie Bravo this is Robert Simmon the man employed by NASA to create these images.

If you can't be bothered to watch it at 2:12 you hear him say "The pictures of earth are all photo shopped because they have to be.
Interesting enough one of the reasons he claims that the image needs to be photoshopped is because "the earths surface looks flat"

The reason all photos taken in space are pjito shopped is that they are all taken in black and white so as to have them be of the highest resolution possible.

They then run the photos through specific filters for each color and then blend the images back together to produce the final image.

 

[Jake the Muss]

Again the depth of the ridiculousness of this theory is that its FAR beyond simply calling a few NASA photographs fake, the earth being spherical is tied to a vast amount of scientific observation going back thousands of years.

All NASA photos of the Earth and every other planet in full view are fake.

@Shuque

 

[Shaungotti]

A guy at my weekly poker game said those 3 fucking words recently, "Flat Earth Theory". He's a friend of a friend so I don't know him that well but he seemed relatively normal, other than jumping from job to job every few months. I guess that's a bit of a red flag but he can a have normal conversation.

Anyway, all I could muster was a discouraged "Lord, no. Really, man?". He laughed and said I should look into it then changed the subject.

 

[BEER]

A guy at my weekly poker game said those 3 fucking words recently, "Flat Earth Theory". He's a friend of a friend so I don't know him that well but he seemed relatively normal, other than jumping from job to job every few months. I guess that's a bit of a red flag but he can a have normal conversation.

Anyway, all I could muster was a discouraged "Lord, no. Really, man?". He laughed and said I should look into it then changed the subject.

Everyone says "look into it".

No one ever proves it.

 

[usmctanker242]

Everyone says "look into it".

No one ever proves it.

This is the big problem as these people reject any analysis from anybody outside of the CT community. I've had a lot of fun reading some Jim Marrs over the years and I like the way he "connects the dots" but it's not hard to shoot holes in every single thing he suggests. He did do a great analysis on the events of 9/11 and how the official timeline had some major discrepancies. Lots of crazy shit happens in that kind of chaos and trying to piece it all together is a nightmare.

Conspiracy theories are fun and I think some of them are based in reality, ie powerful groups controlling / influencing national and global interests, but for the most part there's just no way they're as effective as CT's make them out to be. I also love the Area 51 / Alien stuff even up to and including some of the Ancient Astronaut stuff. Erich von Daniken certainly writes some stuff that will make you think and I enjoy the alternate descriptions of archaeological artifacts. Something that was really interesting was the "Baghdad Battery" and the potential for ancient cultures to have mobile electricity. While it's likely they used it simply for electroplating jewelry it's still amazing to speculate about other possibilities.

Just as others have stated people like the idea of something new and different and CT provides those new concepts and ideas. It's fun to think that there's more to the world than meets the eye and people love deceiving themselves if it benefits them in any manner.

 

[Jake the Muss]

Everyone says "look into it".

No one ever proves it.

Prove the Earth is an oblate spheroid.

@usmctanker242

 

[JudasAnthony]

Everyone says "look into it".

No one ever proves it.

No one needs to prove it. Common sense dictates that you're on a flat motionless plane in which the heavenly luminaries circle over head.

The burden of proof is on your side. You're the one that believes your on a pear shaped rock hurling around in space at mind numbing speeds. You're the one who claims that earth is just like every other known object in the universe, except we just got lucky with life..


You're the one who claims the sun is 93 million miles away and 600 thousand times the size of earth.
You're the one who believes in an invisible force that is strong enough to hold every drop of water to the balls surface yet weak enough that a fucking dandilion petal is able to stay attached to its fragile resting place...

You're the one who is throwing away all of your senses on a fucking lunatic brain dead global earth model.


I do not need to "prove" the earth flat and motionless because nothing in every Day nature points to the idea that we are moving in many different orbits at many diffent speeds.

You're the one who needs to come up with the proof..

You can't

 

[BEER]

No one needs to prove it. Common sense dictates that you're on a flat motionless plane in which the heavenly luminaries circle over head.

The burden of proof is on your side. You're the one that believes your on a pear shaped rock hurling around in space at mind numbing speeds. You're the one who claims that earth is just like every other known object in the universe, except we just got lucky with life..


You're the one who claims the sun is 93 million miles away and 600 thousand times the size of earth.
You're the one who believes in an invisible force that is strong enough to hold every drop of water to the balls surface yet weak enough that a fucking dandilion petal is able to stay attached to its fragile resting place...

You're the one who is throwing away all of your senses on a fucking lunatic brain dead global earth model.


I do not need to "prove" the earth flat and motionless because nothing in every Day nature points to the idea that we are moving in many different orbits at many diffent speeds.

You're the one who needs to come up with the proof..

You can't

All of that proof exists, you fucking buffoon.

Literally zero evidence points to Earth being fucking flat. Zero.

 

[Der Eisbär]

No one needs to prove it. Common sense dictates that you're on a flat motionless plane in which the heavenly luminaries circle over head.

The burden of proof is on your side. You're the one that believes your on a pear shaped rock hurling around in space at mind numbing speeds. You're the one who claims that earth is just like every other known object in the universe, except we just got lucky with life..


You're the one who claims the sun is 93 million miles away and 600 thousand times the size of earth.
You're the one who believes in an invisible force that is strong enough to hold every drop of water to the balls surface yet weak enough that a fucking dandilion petal is able to stay attached to its fragile resting place...

You're the one who is throwing away all of your senses on a fucking lunatic brain dead global earth model.


I do not need to "prove" the earth flat and motionless because nothing in every Day nature points to the idea that we are moving in many different orbits at many diffent speeds.

You're the one who needs to come up with the proof..

You can't

No. We have video, geological, atmospheric, magnetic and photographic evidence showing plainly the earth is a sphere. We have known this for thousands of years.

You are making an absurd and exceptional claim. The burden of proof is on you.

 

[BEER]

Prove the Earth is an oblate spheroid.

@usmctanker242

NDT is a fucking moron for describing an "oblate spheroid" as "pear shaped".

The equatorial diameter is slightly further than the polar diameter, to such a small degree that it's pretty much invisible to the naked eye.

 

[Jake the Muss]

The equatorial diameter is slightly further than the polar diameter, to such a small degree that it's pretty much invisible to the naked eye.

...and dare I ask for your proof?

 

[JudasAnthony]

The reason all photos taken in space are pjito shopped is that they are all taken in black and white so as to have them be of the highest resolution possible.

They then run the photos through specific filters for each color and then blend the images back together to produce the final image.

Ok yea sure like NASA ever adversitied the blue marble as a cgi.
Fucking sherdog where girls are called ugly for pointy elbows, and photoshop. Yet it's all good That the whole "known universe" are just cartoons and cgi

All of that proof exists, you fucking buffoon.

Literally zero evidence points to Earth being fucking flat. Zero.

Again please offer me proof of Gravity . Offer me proof of Curverture.

No. We have video, geological, atmospheric, magnetic and photographic evidence showing plainly the earth is a sphere. We have known this for thousands of years.

You are making an absurd and exceptional claim. The burden of proof is on you.

No you get shows like cosmos which is just a cartoon.
You get the apollo moon missions showing "the earth"

The only reason you believe in a round earth is because your teachers told you.
And some scientist guy said so

 

[Der Eisbär]

...and dare I ask for your proof?

 

[Der Eisbär]

Ok yea sure like NASA ever adversitied the blue marble as a cgi.
Fucking sherdog where girls are called ugly for pointy elbows, and photoshop. Yet it's all good That the whole "known universe" are just cartoons and cgi


Again please offer me proof of Gravity . Offer me proof of Curverture.


No you get shows like cosmos which is just a cartoon.
You get the apollo moon missions showing "the earth"

The only reason you believe in a round earth is because your teachers told you.
And some scientist guy said so

Do you really think people aren't aware that the show Cosmos is CGI and that we believe its video proof of the universe? I wonder how tiny your IQ must be. Just north of 80 I think. Barely able to operate in society

 

[BEER]

...and dare I ask for your proof?

Gonna have to ask the people who calculated the numbers. I'm not a mathematician.

Again please offer me proof of Gravity . Offer me proof of Curverture.

People, myself included, and shown you non-NASA pictures that show the curvature of the Earth.

So. Show me a picture of the Earth being flat. Fucking do it.

As for gravity, drop something. Problem solved, you fucking lunatic.

 

[rj144]

No one needs to prove it. Common sense dictates that you're on a flat motionless plane in which the heavenly luminaries circle over head.

The burden of proof is on your side. You're the one that believes your on a pear shaped rock hurling around in space at mind numbing speeds. You're the one who claims that earth is just like every other known object in the universe, except we just got lucky with life..


You're the one who claims the sun is 93 million miles away and 600 thousand times the size of earth.
You're the one who believes in an invisible force that is strong enough to hold every drop of water to the balls surface yet weak enough that a fucking dandilion petal is able to stay attached to its fragile resting place...

You're the one who is throwing away all of your senses on a fucking lunatic brain dead global earth model.


I do not need to "prove" the earth flat and motionless because nothing in every Day nature points to the idea that we are moving in many different orbits at many diffent speeds.

You're the one who needs to come up with the proof..

You can't

Again, if you had ANY understanding of the principles your dismissing, you would see how much of an idiot you are. You have zero understanding.

 

[BEER]

Again, if you had ANY understanding of the principles your dismissing, you would see how much of an idiot you are. You have zero understanding.

Dude says it's common sense that we're on a disk accelerating at a rate consistently since the dawn of mankind to create gravitational force.

But yeah, it's absolutely idiocy to believe sound scientific principles.

<Lmaoo>

 

[rj144]

Ok yea sure like NASA ever adversitied the blue marble as a cgi.
Fucking sherdog where girls are called ugly for pointy elbows, and photoshop. Yet it's all good That the whole "known universe" are just cartoons and cgi


Again please offer me proof of Gravity . Offer me proof of Curverture.


No you get shows like cosmos which is just a cartoon.
You get the apollo moon missions showing "the earth"

The only reason you believe in a round earth is because your teachers told you.
And some scientist guy said so

When the earth is round and you believe in science, that's all you need to explain every single phenomena on this planet. With your stupid flat earth, you need a million different ideas which aren't scientific to explain everything. Which one do you think is correct?

Also, get a telescope for yourself and look at the moon. It's clearly a sphere. Have you ever done this?