Are Elijah Wood's eyes real???

[Clippy]

Thinly veiled homosexual interest thread.

Really? I can't talk about how mysterious another man's eyes are without being labeled - nice

 

[senri]

@Clippy. Imagine him waking you up at night and intensely massaging you as he tucks you very tight to sleep while maintaining eye contact. The sliver opening of the door offers you enough light to reflect upon his glistening gaze.

 

[Clippy]

@Clippy. Imagine him waking you up at night and intensely massaging you as he tucks you very tight to sleep while maintaining eye contact. The sliver opening of the door offers you enough light to reflect upon his glistening gaze.

 

[I Am Legion]

The 80s heartthrob Brian Bloom shits on Woods eyes.

 

[LOST CAUSE]

Dammit!

Beat me to it.

Me too. Sherdog is turning all of us into conformist. Except Clippy of course. He is a brand of his own.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Really? I can't talk about how mysterious another man's eyes are without being labeled - nice

I prefer Daddario's big blue peepers. @Clippy

 

[CargoKing]

Top drawer=82 severed penises.

 

[Zankou]

Isn't he Jewish? Probably evolved some natural camo so Nazi's think he's Aryan

Those Afghan's have some eyes bro

Spoiler

Afghans are some of the best looking people on Earth IMO. Unfortunately that seems to inspire them to constantly kill each other.

 

[Darkballs]

Afghans are some of the best looking people on Earth IMO. Unfortunately that seems to inspire them to constantly kill each other.

I was in Afghanistan from late 2001 till mid 2002. This was before the entire military establishment showed up and laid down countless regulations regarding how you acted. Anywhoo, we pushed into the eastern mountains quickly, and our interactions with locals was limited. Regardless, we swept through some villages in those first few months.

We knew enough to not interact with the local women, due to generic muslim rage. At some point I remember I was sitting in the dirt having a dip when I heard some sort of "hisssssk" sound. Looked over and saw some gal in full garbage bag attire standing nearby. Figured that the sound came from her. Looked over and she suddenly lifted her face piece and I swear, that girl was supermodel gorgeous. One of those girls that you see and honestly make a mental note of "holy shit that girl is beautiful."

Not much that could be done. Only went back to that place once after that, and couldn't distinguish the previous gal from the half-dozen others about wearing a black rug. Still, the daughters of Alexander and Spitamenes eh?

 

[Graves The Elder]

Elijah Marklar is from Marklar with Marklar eyes of Marklar...

I could go on.

 

[Jesus X]

damn I need a map now,because I got lost in his eyes

 

[Hollywood Jack]

How can his eyes be real if mirrors aren't real?

 

[Jesus X]

Lucy hale has nice eyes I like green over blue

ashley benson on that same show has nice eyes too

 

[Hollywood Jack]

How can his eyes be real, if mirrors aren't real?

Fuck me, you beat me to it.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

 

[Jesus X]

do you even chris pine? brah do you even Zac Efron? brah eyes brahs GTFIH

 

[Jesus X]

 

[RerouteToRemain]

WTF WHITE WALKERS

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Do you even Jurgen Prochnow bro?

 

[Gutter Chris]

I'm serious, I want to know what's up with this fucker's eyes

Nothing mine look a lot like that and mine are real so I gotta assume his are too.