Are "Boneless Wings", Wings?

[eddymotto]

There may be some chicken buttholes here and there

again, best case scenario

 

[TeTe]

They're definitely not, but only a huge loser would sue over it.

I don't care for wings anyway, too much effort for such little meat and they're usually overpriced. Not on crab level, but still not worth the effort. So honestly I'd rather eat chicken tenders. Usually when I go to fried chicken joints I get thighs and legs.

 

[TheChance]

They should be called saucy nugs, or crap.

 

[HereticBD]

The plaintiff is pretty committed to being an unemployed loser trying to scam people out of money instead of getting a job. Same loser sued a granola company 2 years ago because 100% of daily fiber recommendation was for 2/3 cup, and he only wanted to eat 1/3 cup. That one was obviously also tossed out of court.

https://caselaw.findlaw.com/court/us-dis-crt-sd-new-yor/115644612.html

There's a lot of those George Costanza-like schemers out there. They make a career out of filing frivilous lawsuits. They'll file a bunch of lawsuits at big companies over any little thing, have most of them thrown out, but will get lucky with a small settlement on like two of them, and walk away with ten or twenty grand.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

When you're too embarrassed to order chicken tenders.

 

[Thrawn33]

Chicken tenders fried and tossed in wing sauce.

 

[Spounman]

No but I prefer them so I can eat them with a fork.

The last time I went to Buffalo Wild Wings, it was to watch a hockey playoff game with my girl. Our food came on thin paper placemats, not even a plate. I said what if I ordered a salad, would they assemble it in front of me on the table?

 

[Kassitus]

It's breaded so essentially chicken nuggets. If you want good nuggets get the unbreaded ones from chic fil a.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I heard they dont even come from Buffaloes either!

Didn't they used to call them buffalo fingers? Or was that something else?

 

[MDoza]

Boneless wings are just a rebrand of chicken nuggets for adults so they don’t feel stupid ordering off the kids menu.

 

[JonnyBonesPharmacist]

Buffalo Wild Wings has the absolute worst boneless "wings" in history. They are godamn nasty. I'll go bone in

 

[Big Burly]

Boneless wings are basically chicken nuggets. Some are cut-up chicken breast, some are chopped up chicken.

I prefer actual chicken wings.

 

[GSP_37]

Wings barely have any meat. It's like an Emperor's New Clothes scam. May as well dip your fingers into sauce and lick the sauce.

Or is there such thing as uber steroids buff wings?