Are "Boneless Wings", Wings?

[gspieler]

Apparently, the matter has been litigated. Essentially, some guy sued BWW claiming calling them "boneless wings" amounted to false advertising. Case was dismissed by judge.

IMO, boneless wings are not wings, and completely a marketing gimmick to get people who don't actually like wings to eat at such establishments. That said, clearly not something warranting litigation. Thoughts?

Source: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/art...at-boneless-175500199.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Only if it's made with wing meat. Thing is, no one is chopping up wings when they get much better margins from actual bone-in wings.

 

[Tito Tapped]

Clearly a settlement farm scamming another business.

 

[Pittie Petey]

I heard they dont even come from Buffaloes either!

 

[helax]

Ya I been done with boneless wings for a bit. They are for children or the mentally ill!

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Chicken Bits.... but they sure do taste good with home made ranch.

I Could Eat

 

[Bobby Boulders]

They are not. They're pieces of chicken breasts mashed together and breaded

 

[helax]

They are not. They're pieces of chicken breasts mashed together and breaded

Best case scenario

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Best case scenario

There may be some chicken buttholes here and there

 

[nostradumbass]

The plaintiff is pretty committed to being an unemployed loser trying to scam people out of money instead of getting a job. Same loser sued a granola company 2 years ago because 100% of daily fiber recommendation was for 2/3 cup, and he only wanted to eat 1/3 cup. That one was obviously also tossed out of court.

https://caselaw.findlaw.com/court/us-dis-crt-sd-new-yor/115644612.html

 

[Streeter]

Just know its less messy . If im at BW3 watching fights I get boneless. If I bring g em home traditional as it tastes better .


Boneless are just chunks of breast meat no wings at all.

 

[shunyata]

They're usually dry ass shitty chicken breast strips.

At a local korean fried chicken place it's all thigh meat and those taste so much better.

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

Is chicken really chicken?

 

[LEWIS540]

None of that false advertising from the good people at McDonalds, thank god.

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

I get those things at Chili's all the time. Boneless Buffalo Wings may be delicious but a chicken can't fly with those wings.

Speaking of Chili's they stopped serving chili awhile ago. I mentioned to the waitress that they need to change the name. She said, "Naw... u jus cum in an chill". I reminded her she'd still have to change the sign because "Chill" has 2 "l"s.

 

[Rhood]

No
But we should get a food scale and compare the meat to scrap ratio. The breading/skin/bones don't get weighed, only the meat.
I feel like 1 of these 2 items is a total rip-off.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Bonless wings are basically chicken tenders.

 

[Striderxdj]

Boneless wings dont sound as appealing when you call them what they are: breaded chicken chunks

 

[mb23100]

I know two people who "don't eat meat off a bone". I guess they're for them.

 

[Brom Bones]

It's like are trans women real women??? FUCK NO! Dumbasses call them wings, but I call them, "Cut up pieces of breast meat that you can sell for a much higher margin than actual wings."

They also taste A LOT worse than juicy, fatty wings. It's a scam, that's why people keep suing or making a big deal out of this issue. Basically bigger popcorn chicken, but because they call them "wings," they can attach actual wing prices.

Only women, sissies and kids should be seen eating them, IMO.