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Appropriate wedding gift? (for acquaintance)

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  1. Brampton_Boy

    Brampton_Boy Douchey Mc Douche

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    I normally have a standing policy of not going to a wedding unless I am close with the bride or groom, but I have recently been corralled into going to a wedding for a person I barely know. The bride and I have mutual friends that we are really close with, so we (the friends) are going together as a group.

    I like the person - but have only met her a handful of times. What is a socially acceptable gift? I know the standard convention is to at least cover the cost of your plate, but I don't even know anything about the wedding. Plus, I didn't receive the couple's gift registry, so I don't even know what they need. I was thinking $300 in cash, but it seems kind of tacky.

    Any suggestions?
     
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    drstrangelov Hey.

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    Big ostentatious sex toy.
     
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    $300 in cash?

    Want to come to my wedding?
     
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  6. AznTrojan

    AznTrojan Silver Belt

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    cash is fine
     
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    I would try to find out the registry thru a family member or closer friend.
    If not then a dildo.
     
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    Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    The new Optimus Prime action figure with sword swinging action.

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    Damien Karras Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    Lol

    I was going to say just a card with a picture of your dong with a I.O.U one threesome
     
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    When my friend got married they had a set of 6 nice dinner plates on their registry but they were listed individually for some reason and my other tightarse friend bought them just one plate :icon_lol:
     
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    wine glasses
     
  15. Damien Karras

    Damien Karras Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    Cheese platter kit

    Chocolate fondue set

    A really big toblerone bar

    Ten dollar gift card at timmie's

    Box of comdons
     
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    Haha, this sounds like a Canadian Care package.

    Thanks for the "suggestions" everyone. So far, dildo is the run away winner. While it would make a hilarious gag gift, I don't think I know her or the groom well enough to pull something like that off.
     
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    Consider the following

    If you don't know these people and don't plan on having them at your wedding, how about getting them nothing? I'm trying to think of a downside, but I don't see it
     
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    Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Lost.

    Your friend is a funny mofo.
     
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    Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    You can also get them signed UFC gloves by Cody McKenzie.
     
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    fondue kit
     

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