Anyone speak fluent spanish who would be willing to help me learn?

[clivers]

I'm looking online and it says the best/quickest way is to connect with someone who speaks the language, anyone out there who's willing to help? thanks in advance.

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

Oui

 

[FierceRedBelt]

I'm fluent in English speaking ghetto barrio speak.

"If yu don't watch papa gonna hitteded you." --> "Yes, I'd love to go on a data with such a fine example of an anglo saxon man. Please pick me up at 4pm."

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Oui

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie?

 

[El Che]

Quiero Taco Bell

 

[Phr3121]

...the best/quickest way is to connect with someone who speaks the language.

I think that is bullshit. A total stranger? Yeah, good way to get robbed. Try Rosetta Stone



@clivers

 

[weed]

I once prank called my niece, where I said with a lisp & heavy Spanish accent

" HA-LOW, COMO ETH-TA?".


she immediately hung up on me haha.

 

[ctrlaltdelete]

I go on another boxing forum that has a spanish language section.

also, Duolingo is free, and a lot like rosetta stone. There are also flashcards in spanish, special podcasts for learning, etc.

 

[Pugilistic]

Do you have people around you to speak with? I use duolingo everyday to get me started, and I go to a weekly spanish gathering. It motivates me to study more since I don't want to be just sitting there not understanding anything. I think of stuff I'd like to say in the group and I look it up. I was once seeing this girl from Madrid for a bit and in that short time period my spanish got so much better because I was texting her in Spanish and had to look up words and stuff.

 

[clivers]

Do you have people around you to speak with? I use duolingo everyday to get me started, and I go to a weekly spanish gathering. It motivates me to study more since I don't want to be just sitting there not understanding anything. I think of stuff I'd like to say in the group and I look it up. I was once seeing this girl from Madrid for a bit and in that short time period my spanish got so much better because I was texting her in Spanish and had to look up words and stuff.

Pics?

 

[Phr3121]

I was once seeing this girl from Madrid for a bit and in that short time period my spanish got so much better because I was texting her in Spanish and had to look up words and stuff.

Ah, yes, that will do it. A beautiful woman might have you speaking Chinese in no time.

 

[clutchCAT420]

I speak 7 different languages...

 

[Phr3121]

Pics?

Persian. Iranian actress Sadaf Taherian:

 

[Pugilistic]

Pics?

lol nope. Just find yourself a hot Latina or foreign student who doesn't speak English very well.

Oh I just saw that you live in England. Surely there must be visitors from Spain where you live?

 

[Phr3121]

I speak 7 different languages...

is English one of them?

 

[RockstarChris]

no

 

[RockstarChris]

Quiero Taco Bell

a gordita is a little fat girl

 

[Eazy123]

Chinga tu gato

That was the first Spanish I learned

I heard it means you are pretty

 

[mrln242]

Go up to the nearest lady and just say:

Mira pendeja, te meto el pito si me das dinero. Si no, chinga tu madre putiada! Si quieres ver la verga la saco para acabar con estas estupideces!

Or you can simply say,

Aqui yo mando, o te mando a la chingada. Aqui tienes un hombre echo y derecho con verga de canon. Si no te gusta, esta la puerta de un lado, vete al diablo!

It roughly translates to can you please teach me some Spanish. I cant really pay that much but Ill forever be in your debt. I just really need a little Spanish knowledge to finish this important task I have coming up.

 

[GSP_37]

Grande pecho.