www.wish.com's greatest hits.
Meth pipe bundle for $2. Store quality, so you know they'll break easily.
Lifelike sex doll, only $29. (I'm leaving this here for a reason, fucking virgins.)
Get your very own bulldog mailed to you, for only $15.
His and her death ray guns, $66.
I'm not even sure what the fuck this is, but it's cheap!
Five packs of 1oz gold bars, only $32!
Need a new identity? Here you go! Only $8! (I might actually look into this.)
Planning your first heist? Get your Teflon vest on wish.com for only $22!!!
And, finally, if you've been planning a get rich quick scheme, forget about that dumb shit. Just buy stacks of hundreds from Wish for $2 a pop!! Wow!!!
Wish.com, home of the most baller shit ever!!!