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Anyone ever been to Madi Gras?

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I wanna go for the food and free boob watching.
 
Yes. I was born in Monroe. Mardi Gras cool if you like huge, immovable crowds; wading around in puke; really fat people; and, saggy dog tits on people who shouldn't have their shirt off.

Go another weekend. You'll get crowds that are more manageable; the food and booze will still be fire; and, you can go see nice titties at (most of) the numerous strip clubs there. Unfortunately all the fat fucks will still be in attendance.
 
I went in either 09 or 2010. It was a good time i recommend going. Place is pretty sketchy though
 
Yes. I was born in Monroe. Mardi Gras cool if you like huge, immovable crowds; wading around in puke; really fat people; and, saggy dog tits on people who shouldn't have their shirt off.

Go another weekend. You'll get crowds that are more manageable; the food and booze will still be fire; and, you can go see nice titties at (most of) the numerous strip clubs there. Unfortunately all the fat fucks will still be in attendance.
Definitely going during Madi Gras now and ill fit in( no pun intended) im a fat fuck that loves booze.
 
Went a few times with buddies. Got drunk and made out with random women. Ate Beneighs. Ate gator. Ate a Po boy at mothers. To die for.

Saw nick cage there on a float doing nick cage things.

Some locals mad dogged me when I got too friendly with a local girl there.

Friend got harassed by cops.
 
Mardi nah.
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Yea, I went a few years back when my buddy lived in NO. Gotta check out Bourbon street, of course. Definitely find a local food joint to hit up, so you can get yourself some authentic New Orleans chow.

I suggest you stay away from the drive thru daiquiri spots and liquor laden fruit concoctions of all sorts. My knucklehead friend had me drinking those things and they're a guaranteed head-cracking hangover.

The float parade where they fire out beads was fun to attend. My buddy's friend had a house right around the corner from it, which worked out phenomenally.

Just don't get drunk at night and start problems or wander into any unfamiliar areas.
 
Went a few times with buddies. Got drunk and made out with random women. Ate Beneighs. Ate gator. Ate a Po boy at mothers. To die for.

Saw nick cage there on a float doing nick cage things.

Some locals mad dogged me when I got too friendly with a local girl there.

Friend got harassed by cops.
Please tell the whole story sounds awesome.
 
Yes. I was born in Monroe. Mardi Gras cool if you like huge, immovable crowds; wading around in puke; really fat people; and, saggy dog tits on people who shouldn't have their shirt off.

Go another weekend. You'll get crowds that are more manageable; the food and booze will still be fire; and, you can go see nice titties at (most of) the numerous strip clubs there. Unfortunately all the fat fucks will still be in attendance.

I can’t stand the super party Mardi Gras anymore, find the smaller more family traditional ones is much better for me at my age now.

We went to watch the parades in Galveston this year was good.

I’m originally from west Monroe , live in Houston now
 
saw it on TV once.
people looked drunk and stupid.
I can stay home and see that.
 
I went in 2013, the tail end of my single life. There were lots of women pulling their tits out, but that happens every weekend on Bourbon street. The French quarter was packed, everybody was hammered early in the day, so by the evening it was exceptionally sloppy. The food in New Orleans is great, but it's a lot easier to get a table any other week.

If that's all you want, got any other time.

Married gras is great if you like parades and huge drunken celebrations. Also, there's more live music that day, since every bar is fighting to bring the rubes in.

I'm heading back down for wrestlemania weekend this year, hoping there's a little celebratory atmosphere, but it'll be all nerds and fat dudes.
 
I went in '01. Place reminded me of every third world country I had been to, but without the charm.
 
Please tell the whole story sounds awesome.
Which part? Getting dogged? We all got drunk and went into a 7-11 to get water. Saw a girl there said hi and started hugging her while dudes outside started dogging. Nothing much to tell. Saw them looking upset so I didn’t grab her ass or anything.

Grabbed a girl and started making out. Drunk folk are horny. Haha
 
I went in the mid 90s. The dirtiest city I have ever seen. But one of the best times I have ever had. Drank a ton, ate a ton, fucked a ton, puked a ton. Saw lots of titties in the streets. But I heard they stopped the balcony parties. I’m going again for a bachelor party soon.
 
After Katrina my parents rented a house on Napoleon street which is where all the big parades start in New orleans. Had a great time every Mardi gras. Had access to my own bathroom, booze and a place to screw within a 10 minute walk.
 
fuck no, I live close enough to it to know that its a trainwreck
 
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