Anyone else miss the old-school Joe Rogan sometimes?

[Mr. Jamie Cee]

Hm, only one thing to do here.




TS - Reported for bald shaming.

 

[RandomUser12]

That video just sums up what a complete and utter gimp Rogaine is. Nobody is passing up American football or basketball to fight in a cage for a living. It just doesn't happen. Those are the sports that feeds MMA its rejects and castoffs.

You can tell he's one of those guys who watches fighting so he can feel like a tough guy himself. Just a really strange, deeply insecure little hobbit.

 

[Death By Samson]

I miss NewsRadio Joe Rogan.

 

[KYS]

That's the Joe his wife married

Joke of the year so far.

 

[mcdowels]

actually football mimics old school warfare more than mma

mma mimics status for mate acquisition

 

[Metal_Daze]

I hate Jog Rogan's work, he sucked on News Radio, he sucked on Fear Factor and he sucks with the UFC, and his stand up.... The worst joke delivery I've ever heard. Just my opinion of his celebrity work, I don't know him personally, I probably would blaze a joint with him and shoot the shit though.

Your post is bizarre. What's wrong with sucking? You...

Do you mean sucking as in "the act of fellatio"? Or sucking as in "what he does suck"? Because as a non native English speaker, I can't really grasp the difference. My problem lies in the fact that I like getting sucked. Therefore, all references are positive for the word suck in my vocabulary.

Do you catch my drift or do I need more Inigo Monoya memes to help it pass? In the worst case, you can always dog paddle out of sight:

 

[Stixx]

Did Joe lose all that hair because of the roids ?

If this is a joke, I'll give you a 6/10. If not, I'm gonna frickin cry!!

 

[mooner100]

Rogan has always been, is, and always will be a full retard through and through to his core.

He just tricked you and now with decent status, he doesn't have to conceal it any longer.

A real pro like me see through that shit from the beginning with much more cut throat accuracy than the actual person themselves.

 

[TrevorLahey]

Your post is bizarre. What's wrong with sucking? You...

Do you mean sucking as in "the act of fellatio"? Or sucking as in "what he does suck"? Because as a non native English speaker, I can't really grasp the difference. My problem lies in the fact that I like getting sucked. Therefore, all references are positive for the word suck in my vocabulary.

Do you catch my drift or do I need more Inigo Monoya memes to help it pass? In the worst case, you can always dog paddle out of sight:

Well normally I would insult theshit right out of you but since I love the princess bride so much ill let it slide.

 

[Fantasy]

Rogan was (maybe still is?) a paid UFC shill. He's smart and he knows combat sports. I guarantee you his absurd praise of Ronda was all part of his job. He's trained in martial arts his whole life, he knows that someone flailing their arms and not moving their head is not good striking, but he would watch her and say outlandish things like she has next level from a different planet striking. Money and time changes people.

 

[neandertal]

The "old-school" Joe Rogan was even more of a douche than he is now.. it had its upsides though.

 

[Metal_Daze]

Well normally I would insult theshit right out of you but since I love the princess bride so much ill let it slide.

Your magnanimity is duly noted. I'll make sure to give you a pass too if the need arises. Only one thing, don't waste it on an unfunny one-liner. You might regret it next time you write more than a line...

 

[Metal_Daze]

Rogan has always been, is, and always will be a full retard through and through to his core.

He just tricked you and now with decent status, he doesn't have to conceal it any longer.

A real pro like me see through that shit from the beginning with much more cut throat accuracy than the actual person themselves.

A real pro would not make a mistake in such a famous quote. I don't know if you accidentally paraphrased Doctor Spock or if you just got lucky but it's "shall", not "will":

 

[UhHuhSure]

the one that made idiots eat dicks? nope. then again, his nuthuggers still be doing it... so nothing really changed

 

[Aerosol]

That's the Joe his wife married

BRUTAL haha lol
Completely agree with TS btw

 

[mooner100]

A real pro would not make a mistake in such a famous quote. I don't know if you accidentally paraphrased Doctor Spock or if you just got lucky but it's "shall", not "will":

It's my quote. Real pros don't look for approvals nor validations from anything.

 

[Metal_Daze]

It's my quote. Real pros don't look for approvals nor validations from anything.

So why are you quoting me? In need of validation I presume! J/k, I like your shtick, I'm just pulling your finger.

 

[Tuf_guy]

*sigh* Beauty fades, doesn't it.

Oh yeah I remember that. That was back when Rogan looked like a human being & not like a zit that's about to pop.

Harsh.

 

[Tuf_guy]

*sigh* Beauty fades, doesn't it.

Oh yeah I remember that. That was back when Rogan looked like a human being & not like a zit that's about to pop.

Harsh.

 

[Ballsy]

The rogan that confronted carlos mencia at the comedy club was my favorite version. He turned the crowd around from hating him to loving him, stood up against joke thieves and was fucking hilarious doing it. However when he almost cried talking about Ronda, i had lost so much respect for him.