Anybody watch TNA?

sleepwalk said:
Ditto here.
But, when I listen to Broken Matt speak, he sounds kind of like Zoolander to me so that gets a little smile.
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It sounded to me like he was trying to mix a British and Indian accent together that would come and go.
 
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

"A dilapidated boat!"
 



This shit is amazing.

I need to watch the entire feud. I could only sit through 10 minutes of RAW.. this I could watch all day.

It's the one thing that's made me regret not watching TNA.
 
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JohnSAFTAHess said:



This shit is amazing.

I need to watch the entire feud. I could only sit through 10 minutes of RAW.. this I could watch all day.

It's the one thing that's made me regret not watching TNA.
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So true story for everybody. I am in training to be a corrections officer for the state of Tennessee (In other words a prison guard). We are required to be at work at 7 AM for PT every morning. Yesterday was our last day before we go to the "academy" where we spend 4 weeks getting yelled at and so on and so forth. So I get to work about 6:35 and realize that one of my classmates is also here about 25 minutes early. I walk over to his car and I see he is watching something on his phone...and what is he watching in his car? This video. He is at the part with the fireworks gun. I don't know what to say. He is laughing and looks up at me and says "Senior Benjamin?" and begins to laugh. I tell him that I have made comments on a message board about this video and it's a little surreal that he is watching it. He laughs and says "Senior Benjamin?" continues laughing and goes to show another arriving cadet the video. This future officer looks at him with complete confusion and he says "Senior Benjamin?" to which the other guy has no idea what the hell he is talking about. All of this really happened.
After this playing out, I have decided that I want to figure out how to let my co-worker meet Senior Benjamin. Does TNA bring him around or do we have to go to the Carolinas (or wherever the Hardys live)?
 
Sohei said:
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Lol my god that fucking accent. The way he says premonition and again. So bad it's good lol. Matt is on some serious drugs right now. Hilarious to see TNA reduced to working a major angle with one of the worst mic workers in history (Jeff) and the ghost of the ghost of Matt.
 
'I want to see you fail, AGEEN and AGEEN and AGEEN!!'

Still trying to figure out what accent thats supposed to be.
 
If Matt Hardy doesn't get Wrestler of the Year from every known wrestling publications, it'll be a travesty.
 
I haven't watched wrestling in over a decade but a friend put me on to this Broken Matt Hardy stuff, it's fucking hilarious. Couldn't believe what i was seeing.
 
I never liked the Hardy's. Jeff has always been lame as hell to me with his "creatures" and Matt always looked like a kid pretending to be a wrestler.

It isn't serious work, but Broken Matt Hardy owns it completely and is absolutely incredible in his role. The drone assault led by Vanguard was also awesome, with Reby Sky being superb in her role as she shouts "OBSOLETE!" repeatedly at Jeff's ear.

It is absolutely the most hilarious series of segments ever produced for a wrestling show. Jeff is still shit though.

I stopped watching after the end of the Main Event Mafia. The World X Cup was the best thing in wrestling at the time.
 
JohnSAFTAHess said:



This shit is amazing.

I need to watch the entire feud. I could only sit through 10 minutes of RAW.. this I could watch all day.

It's the one thing that's made me regret not watching TNA.
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Holy shit, the three things that popped up on my "word suggestion" or whatever just now were "Drone strikes," "drone," and "this."

Seriously, this was the worst I've ever seen these two work, but sweet Christmas was it fascinating! The intentional absurdity; it was dada-esque! I regret none of the time spent on that. And the awareness that they all had. How did they not crack up every time. It must've taken hundreds of takes.
 
Delete all the Brother Neros in this thread.

Broken Matt Hardy's broken brilliance is the only delicious thing to ever happen in TNA. Trying to watch the shitshow that sandwiches BMH is a miserable chore.

But I abide.
 
Why would you give Mike Bennett and Maria multiple segments per a show when they're a complete bore and regurgitate the same shit everytime.

Giving Lashley almost all the belts and trying to push him over when no one cares. Whether he's doing wrestling or mma it garners no attention because no one cares about the guy.

Making James Storm go over Eli Drake. Eli is starting to get over with the crowd and instead of having him beat Storm. Storm beats him and they were starting to build Storm up, only for him to run off to NXT. smh.

Neutering the knockout division and now its pretty much nothing.

TNA is awful.
 
BillyBatts said:
Why would you give Mike Bennett and Maria multiple segments per a show when they're a complete bore and regurgitate the same shit everytime.

Giving Lashley almost all the belts and trying to push him over when no one cares. Whether he's doing wrestling or mma it garners no attention because no one cares about the guy.

Making James Storm go over Eli Drake. Eli is starting to get over with the crowd and instead of having him beat Storm. Storm beats him and they were starting to build Storm up, only for him to run off to NXT. smh.

Neutering the knockout division and now its pretty much nothing.

TNA is awful.
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I've complained about all of this. Lashley has all the belts which devalues all belts.
Hey used to overuse heel ec3 but he was good.

The storm match was bad booking too. Eli is entertaining and funny. Eli has a great move set he never gets to use.

I liked Bennett in ROH but I am so disinterested in his character, look and move set now. He's unwatchable.

Maria kinalis is smoking hot but she can't go in the ring and sucks on the mic. Knockouts used to have good matches. Now it's a mess.
I like the wolves. Side note. Davey Richards wanted to kick my ass once at an Indy show.
 
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