Anybody here own a vibrator?

I'm not saying they are wrong or anything but that sex theripist on the oxy channel always resorts to telling woman to get a vibrator!
 
i only own a but plug
 
My ex left one behind when I asked her to leave. I only ever used it on her (so far). Does that count?
 
My phone has a vibrating function, I often put it down my pants, go to a pay phone and then dial myself...does that count?

- m
 
your girlfriend aint gonna love you for buying a vibe.

she'll love you forever if you get a vibrating cock ring though.

i bought one and didnt tell my girl. we started to get into it, then i shut out the lights. while it was dark i put it on, cranked it up, and let it rip. it kinda numbed me out. we were gettin at it for hours. funny... she never even asked what was humming.
 
please stop fighting MONEY has and sells the best vibes in the market just get in contact with him.
 
I have 2...one I keep in the car for the long commutes...hahaha
 
The reason I was asking was women who own them,
love them,
which is great and all
"BUT" they always want to pull them out like I'm not doing my job,
what the fuck?
There are some times when I don't need her little friend giving her more pleasure than me!
I know it's an inatimate object and all but some times it looks like there best friend!
So my "?" is
can I have another girl at the same time licken by balls,
I'll promise to only treat her like an inatimate object as well!
I just want more pleasure
at the same time like she is getting
but I don't want some plastic jack hammer stuffed in my ass!:D
I mean why not?
If they can have a second source of pleasure I want one, b/s they have multiple orgasms as well.
lets try and and have an = playing feild here!
We guys spend our whole adolesent life trying to screw the girls
and they keep saying no, not yet!
So our peak goes by and it's used up on computer porn and the neighbors chicken pot pie.
All the sudden when the girls get older and fatter and my sexual peak is gone they want more sex and a vibrator on top!
Fuck em I say we make em wait, and no vibrator just like they did to us !
 
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