Anthony Johnson on Being a bouncer

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  1. mikezismike

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    What's the craziest story of you as a bouncer?

    -"...one time this woman came in with a yoga mat..."
     
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    the reporter sounds like sage
     
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    He would have been a great bouncer because that way he knows he will not have to go to a second round which is usually when he starts gassing.
     
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    Ah, so he's one of those idiots that think being a security guard is about "bouncing" and intimidating people and proving how "hard" he is, rather than simply assisting to maintain order and diffusing conflicts in a venue. Right.
     
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    More suited for his current job, I think!
     
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    And he tossed her out, like a bag of dry dog food.
     
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    That's why she should have done her yoga at some park instead of inside some squat cage
     
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    Exactly right. She has only her tummy, which looks like an old red dirt clay road, to blame.
     

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