Anthony Johnson on Being a bouncer

What's the craziest story of you as a bouncer?

-"...one time this woman came in with a yoga mat..."
 
He would have been a great bouncer because that way he knows he will not have to go to a second round which is usually when he starts gassing.
 
Ah, so he's one of those idiots that think being a security guard is about "bouncing" and intimidating people and proving how "hard" he is, rather than simply assisting to maintain order and diffusing conflicts in a venue. Right.
 
Ah, so he's one of those idiots that think being a security guard is about "bouncing" and intimidating people and proving how "hard" he is, rather than assisting to maintain order and diffusing conflicts in a venue. Right.

More suited for his current job, I think!
 
What's the craziest story of you as a bouncer?

-"...one time this woman came in with a yoga mat..."

And he tossed her out, like a bag of dry dog food.
 
That's why she should have done her yoga at some park instead of inside some squat cage

Exactly right. She has only her tummy, which looks like an old red dirt clay road, to blame.
 

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