Media Anthony ‘Rumble’ Johnson looking to ‘bury everybody’ in UFC return

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Not very smart.

Call out an specific name and you might get it Crumble.
 
Remember, he’s 36 now and has been out for a while. Not exactly ancient for the bigger guys, but there may be a bit of rust.

That said, I still expect him to slide carcasses into the morgue.
 
Rumble is one of the most overrated fighters ever on this site.

People are in love with his power but he's not someone i'd ever bet on. He's 20-6 for his career but is a horrible front-runner who quit in almost every loss. Bader looked like a deer in the headlights against Rumble and when Rumble KO'd glover early, everyone was on his nuts. Then he turned around and quit against DC. Even DC said Rumble is a quitter.
 
He couldn't "bury" half of his competition while he was in his prime.

Let the hype machine roll for the last time... Choo choo
 
Why the heck would he need to train BJJ when a decent wrestler like Davis never came close to getting him down and he was shrugging off DC with ease until he decided to wrestle himself for some reason?

Like, who the fuck is going to take Rumble down at LHW now?
Just checked, all of his losses has come via submission.
 
Because he smashed nearly everybody he faced?
No, because he gives up as soon as there is adversary, retired after he got beat up by DC twice and returned only cause DC retired and Jones vacated cause he knew he could never beat them.

Still ppl on sherdog are fetishizing this guy cause of his "explosivness".

I have nothing agsinst the guy. He's just not that unstoppable wrecking machine some ppl claim him to be.
 
Lol let's be honest , he'll fold as always in many fights.
 
I know right?


Jesus, what the fuck? My paternal grandmother died in '04, and the maternal one in '11......never at any point in my life would I have felt remotely comfortable doing this lol.

Even if he has a closer relationship with his grandma than I did mine...I can't imagine doing that.

That is the type of playing around I'd do with girls I've had non-platonic relationships with in the past. Not saying there's anything wrong going on between him and his grandma, I obviously just don't share their sense of humour and it's weird as fuck to me.
 
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This dude isn't burying shit.
Rumble vs Israel, make it happen Danaa
Izzy by his first ever rear naked choke ever. fuck's sake, never seen anyone crumble harder than rumble. i thought conor was bad, but even he looked against khabib at certain points after the first. i swear, whenever anyone slaps on the RNC on him, it must take him back to the Koscheck loss back in the 2010s. that's the only explanation. I get that DC is a GOAT, but goddamn ,talk about shitting the bed. Here's to hoping that he's improved leaps and bounds, with better cardio, better sub defence and stuff, if so...look out 205. if not? welp oof.
 
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