Animal KO thread

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Nut shots, stomps, GNP, and finally puts him to sleep with a RNC.

This kangaroo has been training in Jojojitsu and shows no mercy to his opponent.

Not visible in the video: Steve Mazzagatti refereeing the fight.

 

[Grand Theft Auto]

If you're gonna make a break for it, you have to commit ffs

 

[Grand Theft Auto]

Good thread that can be merged into Man KOed by a fish (now the official animal KO thread)

@Madmick

 

[method115]

I love the one where the woman can't get up. Fucking goats man.

 

[LiquidNuke]

Grew up on a goat farm.

Can confirm, males are total cunts. Piss all over themselves too... something about attracting the ladies.

 

[TidWell]

That little ass ram goat knocked that cow dead

 

[Fatt Hughes]

Action really begins at 5:00

Also, dat nerves of steel on the cowgirl in blue/teal. gave zero fks.

 

[Madmick]

Action really begins at 5:00

Also, dat nerves of steel on the cowgirl in blue/teal. gave zero fks.

Cowboy Pinball and Cowboy Poker are fucking nuts.

 

[Hardshins]

For a second I was scared they were gonna put him into a sack.

We're getting perhaps too meta.

That dude dropped like Chris Weidman against Yoel

 

[D3thr0n3d K1ng]

Best part is the guy laughing in the background the whole time.

 

[rstrik]

I always try to ascertain a lesson from these videos on Street Coliseum. I learned today you either close the distance on a G.O.A.T or suffer the consequences.

 

[ralphus1]

True story-

I'm on a county river conservancy board and geese droppings are a major nuisance, not to mention toxic to the environment. But geese are federally protected, you can't kill them.

We have a federal permit to shake the eggs and spray vegetable oil on the shells to control the population. That's it. Can't kill them or eat the eggs.

 

[Limbo Pete]

Geese are giant assholes, but swans are way worse. They will legit drown your dog if given the chance. Hyper aggressive, and get a lot bigger than you might think.

 

[the gorilla]

 

[ralek4grammy]

Let me tell you something.

Watch this clip:

- once again, it is the old man that puts the beast in its rightful place.

(Look at all the other sissies. I can't understand how a man would not protect his woman in such a situation. I lived something like this only once, and got two hands on a fully grown boxer lunging at my (then) wife. It was automatic, so I don't think any bravery was required; I've also handled many dogs through the years, which further diminishes my merits. Thankfully, he didn't tore me a new one but I realized adrenaline is one heck of a motivator.)

Old men (well, not all...shamefully) fear no snakes (see first post), nor swans.

[Grave tonality] That'll be me in a few decades. (Unless I die sooner.)

 

[ralek4grammy]

True story-

I'm on a county river conservancy board and geese droppings are a major nuisance, not to mention toxic to the environment. But geese are federally protected, you can't kill them.

We have a federal permit to shake the eggs and spray vegetable oil on the shells to control the population. That's it. Can't kill them or eat the eggs.

What if they attack you...can you kill them in self-defense? You could just happen to have a trusty Tramontina on your hands, like any responsible hiker should IMO...

 

[ralek4grammy]

Now that's a woman!

 

[ralek4grammy]

I can't get enough of these videos.

 

[ssBaldy]

Now that's a woman!

who the hell cut their wings? also those swans are complete tools. fuck swans.

 

[link67]

Literally trying to TKO/Drown the guy at the 0:46 mark lol