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  1. Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    MISERY!!!

    That's right. I don't know how I missed this gem, but a 129 year old woman who is likely the oldest person on earth, recently dropped these awesome quotes.

    TAKE THAT, OPTIMISTS!!!

    https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/707640/World-oldest-person-129-Koku-Istambulova-Russia
     
  2. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Does she live out her days guiding people up the path to the Soul Stone?
     
  3. MeWithInfinityGauntlet Banned Banned

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    Yes.

    She's actually a nice person, she was helpful with that for me.
     
  4. Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    Well shit @Zer and me are gonna live forever
     
  5. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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  6. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    I really hope this isn't true...
     
  7. bosox32 Brown Belt

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    It extracts a terrible price.
     
  8. Krixes The Undefeated Gaul Platinum Member

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    I wouldn't want to live past 85 years old personally. I've seen so many unhappy old people in my day. 129 years old sounds painful, no retirement savings in the world is ready for that #.
     
  9. RawHawg Black Belt

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    With recent advances in health and medicine, 129 is considered the new 101
     
  10. SmilinDesperado Gold Belt

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    She lives in Russia.
    Not surprised..
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  11. My name is Shawn

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    I hope I make it that long. Miserable or not as long as i still have my memory and a clear mind
     
  12. Cash Bill 52 Brown Belt

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    I think she’s an outlier. Or, maybe she is an outright liar? I don’t think we can extrapolate this data point to make a generalization of age longevity.
     
  13. TribalDrumz Red Belt

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    That shows you that genetic is a huge factor.
     
  14. HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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    And here I thought the secret to a long life was booze and one night stands.

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  15. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Goddammit, I hope she's wrong...
     
  16. Sirwastealot Silver Belt

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    If that's the case i'll settle for a shorter but happier life.
     
  17. JOE QUEEF Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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  18. Fluffernutter Silver Belt

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    Proof she is as old as she says she is?
     
  19. Tycho Brah You drink water, I drink anarchy Platinum Member

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  20. Tone C Silver Belt

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    And the secret to a long life is....





    ...don't die.
     

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