And the secret to a long life is...

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  1. Fedorgasm

    Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    MISERY!!!

    That's right. I don't know how I missed this gem, but a 129 year old woman who is likely the oldest person on earth, recently dropped these awesome quotes.

    TAKE THAT, OPTIMISTS!!!

    https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/707640/World-oldest-person-129-Koku-Istambulova-Russia
     
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  2. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Does she live out her days guiding people up the path to the Soul Stone?
     
  3. MeWithInfinityGauntlet

    MeWithInfinityGauntlet Banned Banned

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    Yes.

    She's actually a nice person, she was helpful with that for me.
     
  4. Aegon Spengler

    Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    Well shit @Zer and me are gonna live forever
     
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  5. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs try that on Trish

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  6. Midnighter

    Midnighter Silver Belt

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    I really hope this isn't true...
     
  7. bosox32

    bosox32 Brown Belt

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    It extracts a terrible price.
     
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  8. Krixes

    Krixes Red Belt

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    I wouldn't want to live past 85 years old personally. I've seen so many unhappy old people in my day. 129 years old sounds painful, no retirement savings in the world is ready for that #.
     
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  9. RawHawg

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    With recent advances in health and medicine, 129 is considered the new 101
     
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  10. SmilinDesperado

    SmilinDesperado Silver Belt

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    She lives in Russia.
    Not surprised..
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  11. My name is

    My name is Shawn

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    I hope I make it that long. Miserable or not as long as i still have my memory and a clear mind
     
  12. Cash Bill 52

    Cash Bill 52 Brown Belt

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    I think she’s an outlier. Or, maybe she is an outright liar? I don’t think we can extrapolate this data point to make a generalization of age longevity.
     
  13. TribalDrumz

    TribalDrumz Brown Belt

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    That shows you that genetic is a huge factor.
     
  14. HARRISON_3

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    And here I thought the secret to a long life was booze and one night stands.

    <Fedor23>


    <28>
     
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  15. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Goddammit, I hope she's wrong...
     
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  16. Sirwastealot

    Sirwastealot Red Belt

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    If that's the case i'll settle for a shorter but happier life.
     
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  17. JOE QUEEF

    JOE QUEEF The "You Know Better Areola Slip" Belt Platinum Member

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  18. Fluffernutter

    Fluffernutter Red Belt

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    Proof she is as old as she says she is?
     
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  19. Tycho Brah

    Tycho Brah Zero Shift Belt Platinum Member

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    Probably not.

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  20. Tone C

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    And the secret to a long life is....





    ...don't die.
     

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