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That basically sums everything up: who has the biggest dick?
Conor seemed to have a big dick.. winning al his fights.. being in the spotlight as a unique character.. UFC seemed to have a big dick.. because they are UFC..
Then Conor's dick grew.. he made statements that made him look bigger than the sport. He became bigger than the UFC.. but yet again would be nowhere without UFC.. so UFC's dick stayed just as big.. There was some kind of stalemate.. they needed each other but still both wanted to have the biggest dick.
Then Nate occured. Conor's dick became smaller BUT (and this is amazing) the dick of the UFC also became smaller. Nate took away a lot of very very casual Conor fans.
Then Conor and UFC got into an argument about promotion. I believe that part of the story is indeed how it happended. Now the real dick game is taking place. What happened backstage we'll never know.. but Conor and Dana get into an argument about promotion. Conor decides to retire, Dana takes him off the card.. Dicks still remain about equal size at this point..
Then Conor seems to be a bit impressed by the dicksize of the UFC. He makes a statement that opens the doors to UFC 200 again. He underestimated Zuffa.. he thought he was such a big cash cow he could do anything he wants.. Zuffa doesn't like that.. it might even be the first time Zuffa let's ego > money. Now Conor knows he f*cked up.
So the only question right now is: how big is UFC's dick? We still don't know.. I think jimmies are rustled and they take the loss to be able to overrule Conor's dick.
Disclaimer: To those who credit Freud this thread might seem gay. Thank god we don't live in Iran.
Conor seemed to have a big dick.. winning al his fights.. being in the spotlight as a unique character.. UFC seemed to have a big dick.. because they are UFC..
Then Conor's dick grew.. he made statements that made him look bigger than the sport. He became bigger than the UFC.. but yet again would be nowhere without UFC.. so UFC's dick stayed just as big.. There was some kind of stalemate.. they needed each other but still both wanted to have the biggest dick.
Then Nate occured. Conor's dick became smaller BUT (and this is amazing) the dick of the UFC also became smaller. Nate took away a lot of very very casual Conor fans.
Then Conor and UFC got into an argument about promotion. I believe that part of the story is indeed how it happended. Now the real dick game is taking place. What happened backstage we'll never know.. but Conor and Dana get into an argument about promotion. Conor decides to retire, Dana takes him off the card.. Dicks still remain about equal size at this point..
Then Conor seems to be a bit impressed by the dicksize of the UFC. He makes a statement that opens the doors to UFC 200 again. He underestimated Zuffa.. he thought he was such a big cash cow he could do anything he wants.. Zuffa doesn't like that.. it might even be the first time Zuffa let's ego > money. Now Conor knows he f*cked up.
So the only question right now is: how big is UFC's dick? We still don't know.. I think jimmies are rustled and they take the loss to be able to overrule Conor's dick.
Disclaimer: To those who credit Freud this thread might seem gay. Thank god we don't live in Iran.
