Anaconda

[Endo]

And hydrolyzed casein. And an empty 2 liter pop bottle.

Well shit, that's a good fuckin' deal. I'm in. A 2 liter soda bottle! Awesome.

 

[Gold182]

Interesting charts... so periworkout you add 1167 Calories to an athlete's diet, make most of those calories carbs and protein, and make them train three times a day. I bet if you just copied the macro breakdown of the anabolic protocol you get similar gains for less than 20% of the cost.

So what your saying is eat extra protein and carbs along with good quality food, a proper training schedule and lots of rest and you will see gains. WoW revoluntionary.

Should make training scheme and product for that Urban could call it Rattlesnake or Black maba or some other snake name it would rock, make you rich.

 

[Urban]

So what your saying is eat extra protein and carbs along with good quality food, a proper training schedule and lots of rest and you will see gains. WoW revoluntionary.

Should make training scheme and product for that Urban could call it Rattlesnake or Black maba or some other snake name it would rock, make you rich.

"Take three times daily with fruits, vegetables, lean meats, and tree nuts"

 

[GhostDog]

Unless your a professional bodybuilder or unemployed, who the hell has time to work out 3 times a day, 6 days a week?

So this magic potion is supposed to make High Frequency Training easy? :icon_lol:

In all seriousness, it's a sad that the young naive part of the T-Muscle nation will eat this stuff up. $345 a month is a crime. They'll make a huge profit at first due to the hype.

I have to admit I'm interested to see the results people will get. I know Chad Waterbury has pushed 2 workouts at day (HFT) to produce quicker muscle mass. This just seems crazy.

Great post from Lyle McDonald below via his forums below.

So for the sheer unadulterated heck of it, I decided to figure out what a bottle of Anaconda would be if you sourced everything in bulk separate

I choose straight casein over the hydrolysate from trueprotein. whey protein concentrate would be even cheaper.

beta-alanine, citrulline, creatine all came from 1fast400 in bulk

I made some assumptions about amounts of stuff assuming

15 grams protein
5 grams citrulline
5.5 grams beta alanine
5.5 grams creatine

per serving based on the label claims (e.g. they claim 21 grams of protein + citrulline so I'm assuming there's more protein, they claim 11 grams of creatine + beta alanine so I split the middle).

I didn't bother with the electrolytes

to come up with 25 servings of the product described above was $36.25 or $1.45 per serving.

Throw in some light salt for nothing and you've got your electrolytes.

For 3 weeks, I believe anaconda is $365 bucks although I'm not sure what that entails in terms of total product. Assuming you did 3 servings a day of the generic, 25 servings last you 8 days. 3 weeks would run you less than $100.

Mine wouldn't even need INTENSE flavoring since casein is just chalky. And the cost from trueprotein factored in one of their $1/pound house flavors.

What an absolute con.

Biotest Annaconda..... - Page 2 - BodyRecomposition Support Forums

 

[GhostDog]

Double post.

 

[Steakeater**]

Volume + more food = get bigger.

 

[Lusst]

I move to create an additional sub-forum to D&S titled: "Anaconda Tracking Logs".

All in favor?

 

[Gold182]

I move to create an additional sub-forum to D&S titled: "Anaconda Tracking Logs".

All in favor?

Aye

 

[Gold182]

"Take three times daily with fruits, vegetables, lean meats, and tree nuts"

Think weve got a complete product here then Urban with that excellent quote. I reckon we could undercut Biotest $300 a time.

 

[me>you]

Virtually every formula on the market today is manufactured around very low cost targets, and geared toward gullible teenagers. These kiddy products aren't going to help anyone trying to build a serious physique. The serious lifter needs a professional-level formula, made exclusively for the elite.

that right there is comedy gold.

Sooo... I'm paying 345 dollars for leucine, creatine, beta-alanine, and some electrolytes?

you just don't get it. I bet you'd even try all that unflavored. seriously, un-fucking-flavored?

 

[Steakeater**]

The instructions clearly bolded to not eat this unflavored

 

[Envy]

It's not just a supplement, it's a protocol.

not for the ordinary gym rat, but for the muscular elite

Luckily I dodged a bullet here. I'm only a level 7 gym rat with epaulets of rotators cuff strength +4.

 

[Envy]

Interesting charts... so periworkout you add 1167 Calories to an athlete's diet, make most of those calories carbs and protein, and make them train three times a day. I bet if you just copied the macro breakdown of the anabolic protocol you get similar gains for less than 20% of the cost.

So these doofuses are eating 3 powerbars and chugging this nasty caseinate drink 3 times a day? That's freaking 3500 calories! That's not even counting their post workout Surge and any actual food they may be eating. Great googley moogley.

 

[Urban]

So these doofuses are eating 3 powerbars and chugging this nasty caseinate drink 3 times a day? That's freaking 3500 calories! That's not even counting their post workout Surge and any actual food they may be eating. Great googley moogley.

My point exactly, it's amazing how tripling your caloric intake and workout volume add more mass.

 

[oyaji poi]

My point exactly, it's amazing how tripling your caloric intake and workout volume add more mass.

They were talking about it in "extreme cases of very advanced trainees, such as Thibadexuae (??)". In the forum the mods were getting asked if regular trainees could take it as well and still expect to see gains, and they of course said "yes, of course, but not as much as if you were working out 12 times a week."

Basically it's as Urban said, they're adding 3K calories plus a different training programme and selling it for $345 a month. I think that cost includes the bars and alpha gpc.

 

[Urban]

if it came with a variety of thickbars like they show in the vids, I'd be down...

why ARE they doing partial bench with a thickbar? anybody know?

 

[me>you]

if it came with a variety of thickbars like they show in the vids, I'd be down...

why ARE they doing partial bench with a thickbar? anybody know?

crazy w/o, tools most gyms don't have, crazy expensive supp that most will end up taking less of to make it last just a bit more. then when all the fucktards who actually buy it mke shit for progress..."well you didn't follow the exact protocol, you can't expect CT's gains"

 

[oyaji poi]

if it came with a variety of thickbars like they show in the vids, I'd be down...

why ARE they doing partial bench with a thickbar? anybody know?

I think it's their "I, Bodybuilder" programme with lots of heavy partials, then higher rep stuff.

I read through a few of the pages looking for the mods and owner's comments. They skip over the comments calling them out on the price and ingredients, and only really respond to questions regarding selling more product "how is this different from Surge despite having many of the same ingredients"...."different goals, buy both!", and ones supporting the product. One forum member went apeshit on people who were complaining about the price saying that you're not hardcore enough if you're not willing to spend $345 a month in addition to other supps, and lift 16 sessions a week. One of the site owners quoted the apeshit post and said "YES!!" while ignoring people asking questions about the price and ingredients.

I never understood the purpose of casein hydrolysate

 

[Urban]

I never understood the purpose of casein hydrolysate

It's a quickly absorbing slow digesting protein! It's the best of both worlds!!!!111!

 

[StrikerStatus]

Supplement Marketing on Steroids by Alan Aragon

In January of this year I ran a guest article by Alan Aragon that was An Objective Comparison of Chocolate Milk and Surge Recovery. If nothing else, that article may have been the most heavily commented and debated article on the site. Well, last week Alan asked me if I