Anaconda

[Corrosion]

TMUSCLE.com | ANACONDA PROTOCOL

...was just released today. Honestly, does anyone really believe this over-the-top marketing?

Leucine-rich casein hydrolysate, citrulline malate, complex of creatine 2-oxopropanoate and beta-alanine, sodium chloride, potassium bicarbonate, sodium citrate, sodium phosphate dibasic, calcium citrate, magnesium citrate tribasic, potassium phosphate dibasic and potassium succinate.

I am extremely skeptical that any of these ingredients can be responsible for the gains being promised.

The second day he trained 4 times. And over the following week, he, as well as everyone in the gym, saw huge gains in his physique. His physique was substantially fuller with rounder muscle bellies and even though his body weight had gone up, he was significantly leaner.

Since then, he's been training 3 and even 4 times per day, 5 and 6 days a week, and loving every minute.

They are implementing a special fourm on T-nation strictly for Anaconda users to track their results. I am very curious, to say the least.

 

[KUNAI]

Normally when they start off telling you that it isn't a marketing scam, it is.

 

[cooks1]

I get the exact same results from eating Anaconda (the snake)

 

[Sinister]

I don't care if it's just vitamin C...I read things like this, I WANT IT.

 

[romistrub]

This is interesting. The protocol, not the supplement. Training multiple times per day for 50 minutes each workout. I've considered doing this before, but time simply doesn't permit.

As far as the supplement, I'll let someone else try it first...

 

[Corrosion]

$345.00

...

 

[romistrub]

...

How long does that last? That's almost a month's worth of groceries for me.

 

[Sinister]

I don't think that sort of training program is actually beneficial. My views on over-training have changed since I learned more about physiology and the processes that are effected by strenuous physical activity, with regards to general health and muscle-wasting. Sure, with perfect nutrition and rest, it could be done, but IMO it falls into the category of could be, but more times than not shouldn't be barring perfect circumstances.

 

[Steakeater**]

If you drink this unflavored, you will be in a catabolic state!

This reminds me of that Muscletech product, DO NOT LEAVE THE CONTAINER OPEN FOR MORE THAN 15 SECONDS OR THE MICROSCOPIC ANABOLIC PARTICLES WILL LEAVE THE PRODUCT

 

[Sinister]

Nanomolecular, cryogenically processed microscopic anabolic molecules, get it right for fuck's sake.

 

[romistrub]

Everything about that makes me angry.

They took a protein hydrolysate, added citrulline malate, creatine, beta alanine (gee, where have I heard that before?), a fuckoffony of salt and a healthy slab of miracles.

I hate biotest.

 

[Steakeater**]

shit, how could i ever insult such advanced anabolic technology

 

[junkyard dog]

I like the "DO NOT CONSUME THIS PRODUCT UNFLAVORED" part, must be some nasty shit.

I get a kick outta the Biotest products and ads

 

[ss4vegeta1]

LOL but the sad thing is they will always make a profit off of this bs.

 

[Endo]

I'm pretty sure that we had a thread on this several months ago.

 

[Donut62]

For half of $345 a month you could be on so much test and tren you could actually get the results they claim.

I mean seriously, $345? I'm numb to over the top supplement advertising, but one of the biggest threads ever here was about making a cheaper alternative to Surge which was ~$50 a month and still a rip off. I'm sure it will sell at first because of the hype, but I doubt this idea will be that sustainable when all the 140 pound kids spend their pizza delivery money on it and are still small and weak 4 weeks later.

 

[Urban]

Sooo... I'm paying 345 dollars for leucine, creatine, beta-alanine, and some electrolytes?

 

[Donut62]

Sooo... I'm paying 345 dollars for leucine, creatine, beta-alanine, and some electrolytes?

And hydrolyzed casein. And an empty 2 liter pop bottle.

 

[cooks1]

Everything about that makes me angry.

They took a protein hydrolysate, added citrulline malate, creatine, beta alanine (gee, where have I heard that before?), a fuckoffony of salt and a healthy slab of miracles.

I hate biotest.

This is going on my personal top 10 list of coolest forum words ever. It might even replace douchebaggery at the top of the list. I bow in humble awe of your linguistic
greatness.

 

[Urban]

Interesting charts... so periworkout you add 1167 Calories to an athlete's diet, make most of those calories carbs and protein, and make them train three times a day. I bet if you just copied the macro breakdown of the anabolic protocol you get similar gains for less than 20% of the cost.