America Has Lost A True Culinary Legend RIP

[Osculater]

Damn. Jesus is looking thick, solid, and right.

Korean Jesus, teh best Jesus!

 

[Thai Domi]

I've eaten a thousand frozen burritos and I've never had one evenly heated

 

[HereticBD]

I've eaten a thousand frozen burritos and I've never had one evenly heated

The many mysteries of the microwave...

 

[Sycho Sid]

I've eaten a thousand frozen burritos and I've never had one evenly heated

Sounds like a skill problem

 

[Osculater]

I've eaten a thousand frozen burritos and I've never had one evenly heated

You have to flip it bro

 

[TRYHARD 2001]

You have to flip it bro

Put it in another 15 seconds longer than the instructions recommend and it should be good to go and you'll have a fully-cooked burrito on your hands. The filling will be hotter than the center of the Sun, but there'll be nary a cold spot to be found, which is the real key here.