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Allison Stokke is a late bloomer

Dude, she's not going to fuck you just because you stood up for her on the internet. Chill.

That's good, because I'm into thick latinas with wide hips and big asses. I'm also as off the market as she is.

She couldn't be less my type, but I can still see that she's objectively attractive and there's nothing gay about a little ab definition.

I'll try to chill though bro. Gonna be hard, I'm really worked up over this.
 
She looks gross in those second pics..

Go fuck a dude if that's what you think looks good
Hahaha betamax guy cant handle an athletic woman.


Anyway this is not about late bloomer,its about being fit.
 
Married to Fowler

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She just got married to Rickie Fowler last year. They'll make good looking athlete babies. Also she married up in money and looks.

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That means she must be a committed Christian.
 
She's sexy as all hell, but I can't stand a woman like her who complains about being objectified as a sexual object, all the while she's a fitness model whose job is her being attractive in skimpy athletic attire.
 
... but I can't stand a woman like her who complains about being objectified as a sexual object,
It'd help if we weren't gross about it. Sometimes, you know, "I wanna fuck her" just doesn't sound like the compliment it's intended to be.
 
If I made a poll in P&M Stokke would win by a wide margin.

Stokke fans would post up Jenekke/Shogun pics.

I think Jennekke is just situationally hot. She had that one dancing gif that was pretty sexy but in general she’s not on Stokke’a level. Pretty girl, but that dance before her races overrates her. Similar to that twerking surfer chick.
 
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Misleading pics. She was hot AF, caught a bad case of the Freshman 15, and then came back with a vengeance. But she was probably the most feminine firm but still soft before then.
 
I haven't heard of that name in ages, she was all the rage on the message boards back in the day they made her a viral star. I never found her hot at all, she is not ugly but didn;t get my dick hard.

Ill take Michelle Jenneke instead way hotter


She was sexy in that video, but facially she looks like Shogun. Stokke is A LOT prettier.
 
She was sexy in that video, but facially she looks like Shogun. Stokke is A LOT prettier.
Jennekke is still hot, better side profile and jawline, healthy body, curves, pretty feet, she still has the face of a woman so a lot of girls look like feminine versions their fathers whats the big deal?
 
Is it that though?
No doubt she’s attractive. But some of the very lean and cut pictures are alittle too much.
There’s something about a little bit of ‘softness’ that makes a woman more attractive

I agree they make her more attractive but I wouldn't say she's unattractive or gross or a man (like some posters are saying) in the pics where she's lean and cut.

Even single straight male here would bang her at any of those weights if given the chance IMO. Maybe not the hottest person in the world but a top 5% I bet.....so basically in the top 380,000,000 people?
 
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