All-time MMA trash-talking tournament

[Achilles00]

 

[Achilles00]

Obviously I'm kidding with this particular video, but Ken did know how to cut promos and draw heat for his fights.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

How do you think, who will win all-time MMA trash talking tournament?
Rules: two fighters have 30 minutes to trash-talk each other in press-conference: 5 minutes one speaking, 5 minutes another speaking and 20 minutes of debates. After it spectators and special referees vote and give the verdict who won (assuming ideal world where crowd and judges are not biased). Winner goes on.
1/8:
1. Conor
16. Cejudo - winner A

2. Sonnen
15. Nick - winner B

3. Bisping
14. Izzy - winner C

4. Cruz
13. Yan - winner D

5. Jones
12. Tony - winner E

6. Askren
11. Khabib - winner F

7. DC
10. Tito - winner G

8. Colby
9. Chimaev - winner H

1/4
A vs H - 1
B vs G - 2
C vs F - 3
D vs E - 4

1/2:
1 vs 4
2 vs 3

Final!!

Who will win and give, please, winners in each pairings!

Man, before even opening this, I knew Conor was gonna be here and I planned to rank him lowly, but you pair him against Cejudo first round?

Conor
Sonnen, Bisping, and Cruz are obvious.
Tony, because what he lacks in grammar, he makes up for in conviction.
Askren's legitimately pretty funny without trying hard.
DC cuz Tito is Tito and would only be picked for being ironically funny.
I don't see too much of Chim's trash talk but even zero is a non-negative number, so he beats Colby.

So Conman vs Chim is close if you account for who can actually back up their trash talk right now, but since I figure this list has career-long implications, I lean Conor.

Sonnen over DC easy.

Askren's humor takes him pretty far, but not over how sharp Bisping can be.

And Cruz over Tony, for actually being able to form sentences.

Round 3:
Conor losses to Cruz easy. Conor's all right for using recycled lines to shake people, but aside from getting a bit shaded, Cruz would cut through the bullshit.

Bisping vs Sonnen, aka, maybe the real final? I gotta take Biz for not being as full of shit and for having more originality.

And finally Biz over Cruz for not being a little bitch when it comes to snippy comments.

 

[I_IZ_BACK]

Chael, undisputed king of trashtalk

 

[Killroy]

Great! and after it, 1/4?

1/4
Conor vs Chimaev - 1
Conor

Sonnen vs DC - 2
Tough one this, but Sonnen

Bisping vs Askren - 3
This would be so epic, but if this takes place now? Bisping due to how Askren's career went, the Jake Paul thing gives Bisping too much ammo :-D

Cruz vs Tony - 4
Cruz


1/2:
Conor vs Cruz
I'd go with Cruz, his matter of fact way of bringing down his opponents is the perfect kryptonite for Conor's egomaniac style. Conor would just devolve into ramblings while Cruz would list Conor's embarrassments inside and out of the cage and going
<{cruzshake}>

Sonnen vs Bisping
Bisping

And final Cruz vs Bisping?

Tough call, greatest trashtalk battle ever. I think I would go with Cruz actually but by a very slim margin

 

[Gregoire1]

1/4
Conor vs Chimaev - 1
Conor

Sonnen vs DC - 2
Tough one this, but Sonnen

Bisping vs Askren - 3
This would be so epic, but if this takes place now? Bisping due to how Askren's career went, the Jake Paul thing gives Bisping too much ammo :-D

Cruz vs Tony - 4
Cruz


1/2:
Conor vs Cruz
I'd go with Cruz, his matter of fact way of bringing down his opponents is the perfect kryptonite for Conor's egomaniac style. Conor would just devolve into ramblings while Cruz would list Conor's embarrassments inside and out of the cage and going
<{cruzshake}>

Sonnen vs Bisping
Bisping

And final Cruz vs Bisping?

Tough call, greatest trashtalk battle ever. I think I would go with Cruz actually but by a very slim margin

Agree with all except Bisping over Sonnen. IMO Chael will "Son" him

 

[COBRA03]

My winner would be the original UFC trash talker, Tito Ortiz. Currently, it's pretty tough to speak more crap than McGregor. His isn't fun talk though, some of the things he said to Khabib and Poirior was just plain cruel and uncalled for. I hope he never wins a fight again.

 

[Killroy]

Agree with all except Bisping over Sonnen. IMO Chael will "Son" him

Maybe but Sonnen does well against opponents who don't fire back too much so he gets the full spotlight. He doesn't get interrupted, he usually gets the time to get his speech out which makes his trashtalk a bit less spontaneous and more like a rehearsed bit. Bisping would just derail him and constantly break him off

 

[RightToBareKnuckles]

Pretty good list but add rampage in there. He can clown anybody

I was just thinking that. years ago on TUF, him and Rashad had pretty good exchanges when they were coaches (culminating in the cardboard door Rampage tore down)

 

[Fioretti]

prime Conor was the GOAT trash talker, but since he got rich he doesn't have it anymore

who the fuck is that guy and "tell him I am his dad and that he can sit on my lap" were some of the best trash talk moments ever

Conor's best line ever is "Let's go closer. I want to smell his pussy."

 

[chitoortiz]

No BJ Penn?

 

[dbo]

" Tell us another jackal story "

 

[Shaddows]

How do you think, who will win all-time MMA trash talking tournament?
Rules: two fighters have 30 minutes to trash-talk each other in press-conference: 5 minutes one speaking, 5 minutes another speaking and 20 minutes of debates. After it spectators and special referees vote and give the verdict who won (assuming ideal world where crowd and judges are not biased). Winner goes on.
1/8:
1. Conor
16. Cejudo - winner A

2. Sonnen
15. Nick - winner B

3. Bisping
14. Izzy - winner C

4. Cruz
13. Yan - winner D

5. Jones
12. Tony - winner E

6. Askren
11. Khabib - winner F

7. DC
10. Tito - winner G

8. Colby
9. Chimaev - winner H

1/4
A vs H - 1
B vs G - 2
C vs F - 3
D vs E - 4

1/2:
1 vs 4
2 vs 3

Final!!

Who will win and give, please, winners in each pairings!

There is no competition here.
Chael is the only one who does it seamlessly and remains funny.

Edit: My bad. Let me abide by the rules:

1/8:
1. Conor- winner A

2. Sonnen - winner B

3. Bisping - winner C

4. Cruz - winner D

12. Tony - winner E

6. Askren - winner F

7. DC - winner G

9. Chimaev - winner H

1/4
A vs H - 1 - Conor
B vs G - 2 - Sonnen
C vs F - 3 - Askren
D vs E - 4 - Cruz

1/2:
1 vs 4 - Cruz
2 vs 3 - Sonnen

Final!! - Sonnen

 

[Ares Black]

Fucking lol at Conor McGregor being first seed.

 

[Gregoire1]

bisping smoked chael in the build up to their fight

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

Bisping and Cruz will be savagely underrated in here.

Absolutely. Bisping is my vote, but there’s evidence here of Cruz taking over.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

Derick Lewis!

 

[NoSmilez]

Why is Khamzat in this? I can't wait till he fights someone annoying and just talks shit. He is going to get super triggered