All-time MMA trash-talking tournament

[Gregoire1]

How do you think, who will win all-time MMA trash talking tournament?
Rules: two fighters have 30 minutes to trash-talk each other in press-conference: 5 minutes one speaking, 5 minutes another speaking and 20 minutes of debates. After it spectators and special referees vote and give the verdict who won (assuming ideal world where crowd and judges are not biased). Winner goes on.
1/8:
1. Conor
16. Cejudo - winner A

2. Sonnen
15. Nick - winner B

3. Bisping
14. Izzy - winner C

4. Cruz
13. Yan - winner D

5. Jones
12. Tony - winner E

6. Askren
11. Khabib - winner F

7. DC
10. Tito - winner G

8. Colby
9. Chimaev - winner H

1/4
A vs H - 1
B vs G - 2
C vs F - 3
D vs E - 4

1/2:
1 vs 4
2 vs 3

Final!!

Who will win and give, please, winners in each pairings!

 

[mirko>anyone]

I’ll take Chael over anyone.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

GSP should be the alternate

Also Tito should be allowed to make it to at least the semifinal for the hilarity

 

[sandokan83]

Nobody can beat Nick. Because Nick never tried to trash talk. He was just talking. Same thing with Nate "you were playing touch butt with that dork in the park" Diaz.

 

[Substance Abuse]

Bisping and Cruz will be savagely underrated in here.

 

[LoneStalker]

Bisping and Cruz will be savagely underrated in here.

Bisping 10-7'd Colby.

 

[Substance Abuse]

Bisping 10-7'd Colby.

Yeah, he flash knocked him down a few times there. The smug look on his face while Colby is stammering is an an timer shit eating grin, lol.

 

[13Seconds]

Cruz had great trash talk in his prime. He's been so bland lately though

 

[Gregoire1]

 

[Killroy]

Cruz is the most underrated P4P trashtalker of all time.
And even though McGregor's trashtalk is getting annoying, you can't beat
"Who the fuck is that guy"
As best one-liner ever

But here's my vote

1. Conor - winner A

2. Sonnen - winner B

3. Bisping - winner C

4. Cruz - winner D

12. Tony - winner E

6. Askren - winner F

7. DC - winner G

9. Chimaev - winner H

 

[Gregoire1]

Cruz is the most underrated P4P trashtalker of all time.
And even though McGregor's trashtalk is getting annoying, you can't beat
"Who the fuck is that guy"
As best one-liner ever

But here's my vote

1. Conor - winner A

2. Sonnen - winner B

3. Bisping - winner C

4. Cruz - winner D

12. Tony - winner E

6. Askren - winner F

7. DC - winner G

9. Chimaev - winner H

Great! and after it, 1/4?

 

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[Chael_Sonnen]

 

[GUY]

prime Conor was the GOAT trash talker, but since he got rich he doesn't have it anymore

who the fuck is that guy and "tell him I am his dad and that he can sit on my lap" were some of the best trash talk moments ever

 

[Egészségére!]

Cruz has one of the more unique styles. Reminds me of those police interrogators on youtube. He's cool, calm, collected but still aggressive and really gets in peoples heads. He lures them in with mild complements and then goes for the jugular. Then when they're flustered he turns up the heat & peppers them with more insults. He may not have many good one liners but when it comes to getting into you're opponents head Cruz is probably the goat imo.

 

[mmamxfan]

Chimaev? Jesus you guys are on his nuts. Can he even speak English? No Diaz bro? Bisping losing to Izzy? No Brock? Tank? Rampage? Crazy Horse?Lame.

 

[UFC666]

Bisping > everybody.

 

[dominion]

Pretty good list but add rampage in there. He can clown anybody

 

[Slapchoppin]

Bisping, Chael, Cruz and Askren have the best shots at winning

probably Bisping and Cruz are the 2 best but their styles are so different its hard to compare them

 

[gluehuffer1776]

colby. chael. cruz