All aboard the official CM Punk Funkadelic Dreadnaught of Doom (aka bandwagon)

[DatWall]

Born the year that Funkadelic unleashed "One Nation Under a Groove", this this funky 1970's MMA warrior has traveled forward in time to rock our world. Get aboard the CM PUNK Funkadelic Dreadnaught of Doom , its grooving full steam ahead to UFC title contention, Gall be damned!

Behold the Revolution!​

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Chick Magnet Squad

 

[MatRat75]

ill stop watching UFC altogether before i hop on a CM Punk bandwagon

 

[Rittsy]

Witness me!

 

[touchedbyjab]

because

 

[MayhemMonkey]

fuck it, why not?

in

 

[accolyte1022]

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Born the year that Funkadelic unleashed "One Nation Under a Groove", this this funky 1970's MMA warrior has traveled forward in time to rock our world. Get aboard the CM Punk Funkadelic Dreadnaught of Doom, its grooving full steam ahead to UFC title contention, Gall be damned!

At least use a more modern warship.

 

[AronaBeatsJones]

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

 

[stillm93]

Best in the world!!!!!

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

Who is that she's sexy

 

[stillm93]

 

[touchedbyjab]

Who is that she's sexy

 

[youngsteinel]

I'm fucking in. If he actually does well (aka wins even once), that would be so fucking hilarious.

 

[DatWall]

From RTL's thread http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/c...in-sparring-is-a-ruse.3276455/#post-118242417

Everyone is basing Punk's chances against Gall on these fictitious reports, but what are the basis of them? Roufusport is putting it out there that Punk's scrimmages were "not going well."

Ask yourself this: why would Roufusport report this? Why would they betray the trust of one of their own star athletes (who they won somewhat of a lottery in obtaining, if anyone remembers there was a race to get CM Punk), and why would Punk keep going back if he was "getting destroyed" at Roufusport and they were selling him out to the MMA media to boot?

It's a RUSE.​

Punk's been doing Muay Thai and jiu-jitsu for like twelve years (and this is a fact—I personally remember hearing this when Punk was in ROH in like 2004). With Askren, he's rounding out his game with high-calibre wrestling, and plus he's working with Pettis there too. A millionaire athlete with top-quality sparring partners after nearly two years of full-time MMA training is going to get destroyed by a 2-0 prospect? GTFO.

CM Punk via Anaconda Vice.

CM Punk and his war cabinet understand Sun Tzu's Art of War:

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

Punk's opponents will think he's a washed up old man, they will not understand the their enemy and they will fall to this wise old warrior. Punk via meta game.

 

[NightwingBJJ]

Who is that she's sexy

PRIME BEYONCE DAWG

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

PRIME BEYONCE DAWG

Oh really. I was hoping it was someone I hadn't heard of before.

 

[JoeHogan]

cm punk has no chance, DUN NUH NUH DUN NUH. NO CHANCE IN HELL.. HES GOT NO CHANCE!

 

[NightwingBJJ]

Oh really. I was hoping it was someone I hadn't heard of before.

And this guy is fucking her.

NSFW

Spoiler

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

And this guy is fucking her.

NSFW

Spoiler

Them fucking lips. Looks like he got stung by a bee.

 

[DatWall]

At least use a more modern warship.

Modern ships don't have sweet names like "Dreadnaught". They have names like "Wisconsin" and "Florida-class".