All 4 Blonde Hype Trains got Derailed this past year (Ronda, Conor, PVZ, Sage)

I can't believe where this is taking me. You... are a racist
 
Conor is ginger...
 
Sounds like somebody got dumped / rejected by a blonde
 
Not a ginger (no freckles) but very close to a daywalker.

Plenty of gingers don't have freckles. I live in Ireland. I would know lol.
 
I heard they built great trains in asian countries. Can anyone confirm? I've never seen one myself
 
Conor was promoted from hype train to legitimate champion material after he ko'd mendes.

Do you call all popular fighters hype trains? I dont remember anderson silva being a hypetrain weidman derailed.
 
Don't forget to mention the biggest hype train of them all. Holly "Fluke" Holm.
Hyped by a bunch of delusional Ronda haters rather than the ufc but still
 
Terrible year for #TeamBlondie

You're the exact brand of fan that Dana panders to and you're probably busy being distracted by some flashing light somewhere right now but it is likely more productive than your typical evening. Quit ruining MMA (or as you call it, UFC), #RondaConorReebokRacismAtTheOscarsCNNFeelTheBernTumblr
 
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Sage and Conor must learn to fight in their own divisions, instead of going up on short notice. This "I'll fight anyone, at any time, anywhere" attitude is risky and it doesn't pay off.
 
You do realize that you just crushed the dream of a random young blonde kid who read this thread? Do you realize that? The TOUCH OF DEATH!!@!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!!!!!!!!!!!

Spitting on yourself or throwing salt over your left shoulder removes the touch of death.
 
Don't forget to mention the biggest hype train of them all. Holly "Fluke" Holm.
Hyped by a bunch of delusional Ronda haters rather than the ufc but still

Conor. Weidman. Dillashaw. VanZant. Northcutt.
Casual fans get manipulated (see above list) and when the UFC's poster child gets whooped they jump ship. Can you blame them? They weren't fans to begin with so why would they have anything to contribute that isn't an excuse or blatant repetition of whatever the promotional commercial says?

Not that this was your statement but any objective individual would know that Holly Holm, even after crushing Rousey, was far less hyped than anyone I mentioned above
 
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