Media Aljo Sons the ‘MMA Guru’

Obviously MMA Guru would gas inside a round and get finished in a sanctioned fight, but in an impromptu street fight scenario in a bar in close quarters and the like, his sheer size advantage would present major issues for bantamweights like Aljo and Merab especially that aren't exactly known for their power. That's just the reality of human biology and physics, training can only do so much.
 
He’s MMA FUBU, For Us By Us
We deserve neckbeard

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AndrewGolota48 said:
Obviously MMA Guru would gas inside a round and get finished in a sanctioned fight, but in an impromptu street fight scenario in a bar in close quarters and the like, his sheer size advantage would present major issues for bantamweights like Aljo and Merab especially that aren't exactly known for their power. That's just the reality of human biology and physics, training can only do so much.
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These fighters feel safe behind their keyboards, but I doubt they would say these things to his face.
 
leto1776 said:
Lol since when is saying “don’t like it, don’t watch it” the politically correct take? We’re you just running short on buzzwords?
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nah you went on a big tirade to say those simple words in a grandiloquent way. I don't watch that brood but that won't stop me to say that guy is a living garbage bin when I see video bits like that posted here
 
Meanwhile that guys is going "Omg a UFC champion noticed me! AND shared my shit! BEST. DAY. EVER!"
 
Implying that physical harm should be done to the guy over that light trolling is par for the course from the Will Smith of MMA.

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AndrewGolota48 said:
Obviously MMA Guru would gas inside a round and get finished in a sanctioned fight, but in an impromptu street fight scenario in a bar in close quarters and the like, his sheer size advantage would present major issues for bantamweights like Aljo and Merab especially that aren't exactly known for their power. That's just the reality of human biology and physics, training can only do so much.
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Hes in a wheelchair. He ain't winning any street fights lol.
 
MMA guru is a conor fan girl should tell you all you need to know about what type of person he is and he's MMA "knowledge". Guy was crying when islam beat olives.
 
AndrewGolota48 said:
Obviously MMA Guru would gas inside a round and get finished in a sanctioned fight, but in an impromptu street fight scenario in a bar in close quarters and the like, his sheer size advantage would present major issues for bantamweights like Aljo and Merab especially that aren't exactly known for their power. That's just the reality of human biology and physics, training can only do so much.
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People thought I was being sarcastic back when I posted this...
 
AndrewGolota48 said:
People thought I was being sarcastic back when I posted this...
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plus the micro penis comments makes sense now.. given the recent pics of MMA Guru... he's probably packing a hog himself

Things are looking up for MMA Guru these days
 
usernamee said:
plus the micro penis comments makes sense now.. given the recent pics of MMA Guru... he's probably packing a hog himself

Things are looking up for MMA Guru these days
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I'm not sure or interested to know about the "hog" thing it but exposing Ian Garry's fraudulent wife definitely gave him a lot of social media points.
 
Why the fuck are we giving attention to a random moron on the internet who thinks himself a "guru" of anything? Does having a YouTube channel now make you that worthy of attention? Seriously, what an irrelevant tool.

At this point, what baffles me is how mods still keep these threads open when it is obvious this forum is being used as a self promotion platform.
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Never heard of the guy

Listened to the clip about penis

Won’t listen to anything else again from the bloke

Hope he reads Sherdog
 
Lawrence said:
Never heard of the guy

Listened to the clip about penis

Won’t listen to anything else again from the bloke

Hope he reads Sherdog
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reads sherdog?

he IS sherdog!

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
 
SharpasaRazor said:


Aljo is 100% right here, unatheltic neckbeards talking smack about fighters for clicks should be dunked on.
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I would never listen to this guy. He is way over the line of being respectful. This guy doesn't understand what loyalty is.
 
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