Alexa laughing randomly is this the beginning of the end? Update with amazon’s response

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"Alexa, please scare the shit out of me."
 
It's laughing at anybody naive enough to have that fucking thing in their home.
 
I've had lots of women laugh at me, what's one more.
 
I think it's pretty funny that this is happening. I stayed at a hotel in Chicago that had one in the room. My friends and I ended up continuing drinking in one of our rooms after the hotel bar closed and asked it anything we could think of.

My favorite? We asked "Alexa, can you smell what the Rock is cooking?" and she said "No, he said it doesn't matter" which was hilarious they gave her that reference for a response.
 
The AI is becoming self-aware and realizing the absurdity of the situation.

We're fucked.
 
Ask Alexa for the velocity of an unladen swallow.
 
"Alexa, is there such a thing in combat sports as "tainted supplements" or "tainted meat?"

ha ha ha
 
Skynets gone live.
 
So Amazon Echo Alexa has been laughing randomly and Amazon has acknowledged that is happening but they don’t know why.

https://www.theverge.com/platform/a...7092334/amazon-alexa-devices-strange-laughter



Yep. This is just the beginning folks.

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Mine's fine. Mine won't kill me... we're tight.
 
It's laughing at how anyone is stupid enough to willingly put one of these in their house.

Edit: Someone beat me to it.
 
Alexa.. My penis


Alexa.. Do women really want equal rights?


Alexa.. is all this tech designed to improve our lives?

Alexa..should a man who dresses like a woman be called a woman as if he was actually a woman?
 
I think it's pretty funny that this is happening. I stayed at a hotel in Chicago that had one in the room. My friends and I ended up continuing drinking in one of our rooms after the hotel bar closed and asked it anything we could think of.

My favorite? We asked "Alexa, can you smell what the Rock is cooking?" and she said "No, he said it doesn't matter" which was hilarious they gave her that reference for a response.

I'm pretty sure they didn't "give her that reference for a response." It would be impossible to program responses for every question people would ask. That's a deep learning A.I.
 
I guarantee I could turn Alexa's laughter into crying inside of 20 mins
 
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