Media Alex Pereira slaps himself

[JudoThrowFiasco]

So Alex isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, just the bluntest

 

[jitzmonkey]

He'll smile at us tonight in our dreams before he knocks us the fuck out sir lol.

*Also, pretty sure that Freddie would have nightmares about Poatan.

 

[StonedLemur]

So Alex isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, just the bluntest

I jumped back when my friends girlfriend did that shit to me tbh sir lol.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

I jumped back when my friends girlfriend did that shit to me tbh sir lol.

K

 

[StonedLemur]

Lacing your gloves on tight...exit light... Pereira comes to-night lmao

 

[dog y]

So Alex isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, just the bluntest

His arrows are sharp

 

[StonedLemur]

K

O

 

[ExxA]

it says تنين means a dragon

Dragon spider?!

 

[Dirty Frank]

Translation:

G: lets take a pic, dude.
A: …done? A: fuck
G: oh shit, dude. What was that?
A: what a scare, dude, nah… fuck, dude

 

[jitzmonkey]

Lacing your gloves on tight...exit light... Pereira comes to-night lmao

His arrows are sharp

 

[StonedLemur]

Dragon spider?!

No...Dragon his vagina on the ground sir lol.

 

[Dirty Frank]

Translation:

G: lets take a pic, dude.
A: …done? A: fuck
G: oh shit, dude. What was that?
A: what a scare, dude, nah… fuck, dude

that's one good effect or watchamacallit. I felt some second-hand urge to slap myself there

 

[StonedLemur]

Frank did that huge hurricane that hit the Philippines in 2013 hit where you are?

 

[MMAFanCal]

It says what translates to '3'. Does that mean he is tracking his losses via tattoo?

Hopefully he confuses Izzy's new face tattoo with a spider and slaps it off him!

 

[Prince Nephilim]

Glover got his boy good. Exposed Alex intelligence though…how the fuck is a spider that big on your face without you feeling it crawl…and you’re looking at yourself on a PHONE?!

 

[ExxA]

No...Dragon his vagina on the ground sir lol.

We call that "snailing" around here

 

[KOPPE]

Hopefully he confuses Izzy's new face tattoo with a spider and slaps it off him!

is he a broken native or a dragon? what is it now

 

[Dirty Frank]

Frank did that huge hurricane that hit the Philippines in 2013 hit where you are?

I had moved back to my hometown (in another island further down south) when it hit, sir. Thankfully we didn't take too much damage. The year before that I was actually studying in one of the islands that took the brunt of the damage.

 

[StonedLemur]

We call that "snailing" around here

I call it Izzying lol

 

[StonedLemur]

I had moved back to my hometown (in another island further down south) when it hit, sir. Thankfully we didn't take too much damage. The year before that I was actually studying in one of the islands that took the brunt of the damage.

I just watched something about that hurricane and the record wind speeds.
Terrifying to be honest sir.

Glad you didn't take that one.