Elections Alabama Special Senate Election Live Results Thread

[DickSarp]

The Predator of Piedmont, the Molester of Mobile, the phile of Pickensville, your Alabama Senator, Roy 'the Rapist' Moore!

It just doesn't matter. Rapists, Molesters, Russian traitors, republicans....this is the character and identity of the American Right. If Americans thought that the Republicans would stay out of the sewer....hahahaha.

Look at those qualifications for office:

• Raping children
• molesting teenagers and young women
  
• Kicked off the AL SCT for ignoring court rulings...twice

"You're just a child, I'm the district attorney. If you tell anyone about this no one will ever believe you."
--Roy Moore

Colleagues:

“I believe the women (accusing Roy of rape)” --Mitch Mcconnell
“If he refuses to withdraw and wins, the Senate should vote to expel him, he doesn’t belong in the United States Senate.” --Cory Gardner
“I am not able to urge the people of Alabama to support his candidacy so long as these allegations remain un-refuted,” --Ted Cruz

Even fellow state brothers show a compelling opinion of Rapist Roy:

Alabama Sen. Shelby: 'I couldn't vote for Roy Moore'

 

[mudflap mike]

Yeah, wouldn't such close numbers trigger a recount anyway?

not in hillbillyland

 

[Rematch]

Why are people excited about this particular election?

 

[TapoutforSprawl]

Wow, America did the right thing.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Shapiro is all but crucifying Bannon on Twitter.

For real? Lol!

 

[Joe]

a bad night for Steve bannon is a good night for the non ghoulish population

 

[mudflap mike]

trump is pairing a can of diet coke with a well done filet and ketchup to relax

 

[snakedafunky]

Man American elections are so entertaining. Watching CNN they talking about it like a sporting event for 1 hour with jumping numbers giving predictions etc.
And this is just a state election. In Germany for national polls, they report the numbers at 6 pm and that's it, it might move another % or two.
But nothing like this its great TV.

 

[Joe]

Why are people excited about this particular election?

Because Steve bannon and trump want it to be

 

[Diamond Jim]

Surprising. Thought Moore would win in closer than usual race for Alabama. All about turnout.

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

For real? Lol!

Hahaha he's had a few tweets in the last hour just laying into him

 

[Shoemaker]

Wow, America did the right thing.

What did we do? Probably missed it, I went to the gym and ate a burrito.

 

[K1levelgrappler]

You owe an apology to the people of Alabama, or at least 49% of them.

Hold on there son. I'm still squarely in the nuke Alabama and construct a giant cannon to fire the rubble into the sun camp.

 

[Rematch]

Wow, America did the right thing.

Not. A. National. Election.

 

[BKMMAFAN]

Surprised. Looks like Jones will pull it out

 

[Joe]

lmfao is trump even going to go on twitter? Act like he never supported Moore? Moore was loser!!!

 

[surgeyou1]

Not. A. National. Election.

It's important though. Momentum shift.

 

[Trotsky]

Man American elections are so entertaining. Watching CNN they talking about it like a sporting event for 1 hour with jumping numbers giving predictions etc.
And this is just a state election. In Germany for national polls, they report the numbers at 6 pm and that's it, it might move another % or two.
But nothing like this its great TV.

Well, every great story requires an outlandish villain. We have a party that routinely produces bible-thumping racist cartoon characters. It creates for good tv.

But for the love of all that is holy, do not let Germany adopt our model.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Why are people excited about this particular election?

This seat hasn't been in contention for 2 decades

 

[SanJose90]

Get fucked Moore

EDIT: Preferably by someone around your own age​