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After all the mess, this feels like makeup sex
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ok i guess.
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Weird thread to make dude, it's 2018, you don't have to keep trying to tell everyone about how 'straight' you are my friend
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Ok
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I like balls.
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And when she said she was down for anal, she meant, up yours.
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Sex while wearing makeup??
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I would fuck her face.
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Yea your are right.
I certainly feel like I’m getting fucked.
I certainly feel like I’m getting fucked.
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This is more like having a great date with a cute girl, going back home for sex, and then having her stop you to tell you that her ex had hpv, and she is possibly infected, but unconfirmed l, always used condoms, and no symptoms.
You ponder and weigh pro vs con, and decide to say fuck it. Low risk, high reward.
You proceed and she stops you again. She wants you know that she had diarrhea at the restaurant, so you shouldn't go down or anything.
Fuck it, game on, no biggie.
You proceed again, a couple minutes go by, and she stops you again.
I have aids, she says. Sorry, i shouldn't do this. I'm sorry, i tried to tell you bit chickened out. I have to go...
She leaves, but miraculously, an old bootie call texts you and wants to come by and fuck. You smoke a joint amd await her arrival, but as you hear her pull up outside and look out the window, your ex wife squeals around the corner in her camaro, jumps out and knocks the booty call out cold in the street.
After calling the cops and sending her off in the ambulance, you walk back into your apartmemt building to find you fat horny neighbor locked out of her apartment topless in pajama bottoms.
She offers to blow you if she can wait in your apt for the maintenance man to come, and after giving her a robe and a beer, she ends up fucking you too. But not real well, she just layed there. But she licked your butt.
That's what this feels like.
You ponder and weigh pro vs con, and decide to say fuck it. Low risk, high reward.
You proceed and she stops you again. She wants you know that she had diarrhea at the restaurant, so you shouldn't go down or anything.
Fuck it, game on, no biggie.
You proceed again, a couple minutes go by, and she stops you again.
I have aids, she says. Sorry, i shouldn't do this. I'm sorry, i tried to tell you bit chickened out. I have to go...
She leaves, but miraculously, an old bootie call texts you and wants to come by and fuck. You smoke a joint amd await her arrival, but as you hear her pull up outside and look out the window, your ex wife squeals around the corner in her camaro, jumps out and knocks the booty call out cold in the street.
After calling the cops and sending her off in the ambulance, you walk back into your apartmemt building to find you fat horny neighbor locked out of her apartment topless in pajama bottoms.
She offers to blow you if she can wait in your apt for the maintenance man to come, and after giving her a robe and a beer, she ends up fucking you too. But not real well, she just layed there. But she licked your butt.
That's what this feels like.
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