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AEW AEW CXXXIII: Road To Revolution

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Jim cooking on Speedball <lmao>

"He did a moonsault off the apron to the floor on Frank the Beast, but the Beast moved, so Bailey landed on his feet and then the Beast fucking leveled him. The babyface hotdogs and it backfires when the heel outsmarts him."


Jim then started roasting how the match went into commercial and then came back from commercial with both guys laid out in the ring. I'm glad I don't have commercials, that does sound dumb as fuck. They had the TV audience miss all of the action, only to finally come back from commercial to have both guys laying there. Jim makes a lot of sense how they should be having guys learn how to queue spots for TV.
 
Based God said:
Jim popped me when he said "he was shorter and lighter than Aubrey Edwards who was the referee that towered over him, they didn't even announce him at a weight, he looked like a small child dressed in a fancy video game martial arts costume"

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Stargazer Rex said:
That move requires a lot of strength. Most female wrestlers aren't legit strong unless they are roided and actually train for strength like Jordynne Grace. Bayne is tall and fine as hell but isn't strong. I'd say Statlander is stronger than her.
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Hell, there are not many men on the roster who would look good
 
Sycho Sid said:
Hell, there are not many men on the roster who would look good
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That's why Mr Khan needs to bring in Big Rex, Sid. Nearly 500 bench press and almost a 300 strict overhead press! Imagine me F5ing Okada at the Cow Palace for the 1,2,3! And if he tried to sandbag that aint gonna work, jack. He's rotating in the air against his will whether he likes it or not. Simple as.
 
Stargazer Rex said:
That's why Mr Khan needs to bring in Big Rex, Sid. Nearly 500 bench press and almost a 300 strict overhead press! Imagine me F5ing Okada at the Cow Palace for the 1,2,3! And if he tried to sandbag that aint gonna work, jack. He's rotating in the air against his will whether he likes it or not. Simple as.
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The Skyscraper Adam Cole about to win that TNT Title Saturday.
 
Based God said:
There's a reason being under 6 foot tall is called victim height.
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Yup. That's why I had to put my son in wrestling when he was 5. He's 5'11" a victim! Sad. I did everything I could, Beeg. His mom is 5'3' dammit! I put my heart and soul into making him 5'11" dammit!
 
Stargazer Rex said:
Yup. That's why I had to put my son in wrestling when he was 5. He's 5'11" a victim! Sad. I did everything I could, Beeg. His mom is 5'3' dammit! I put my heart and soul into making him 5'11" dammit!
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A good power double will make anyone the same height. Adam Cole definitely couldn't do that.
 
Based God said:
Jim popped me when he said "he was shorter and lighter than Aubrey Edwards who was the referee that towered over him, they didn't even announce him at a weight, he looked like a small child dressed in a fancy video game martial arts costume"

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You know now that I think about it, that is a really good point I hadn't considered before. If your promotion is filled with mostly sub-6ft guys that are being pushed as the greatest wrestlers ever, but even the ref is bigger than the guys in the ring, it makes it way harder to suspend disbelief and would take a lot of people out of it. Huh.

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