AEW AEW CXX: Post All the GIFs

[Sara]

Swerve looks like he added mass to his pecs. Book of Rex.

Let’s make sure they’re not bitch tits befor we celebrate Rex.

 

[GoldenAzazel]

Is it in these guys' contracts that they have to wear T-Shirts to the ring, and look like dudes at Walmart?

If you dress like like the audience, you're eventually gonna be the audience. Simple showbiz mantra that seems to escape AEW.

I don't think Ishii who has worked multiple Tokyo Domes and been the workhorse of NJPW for over a decade, while winning multiple tag and singles titles is worried about losing his place and ending up in the audience lmao

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Bishop Kaun appears to be in tremendous shape.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

The Ace of AEW!

That’s not Jon Moxley or Hangman Page

 

[Based God]

Is it in these guys' contracts that they have to wear T-Shirts to the ring, and look like dudes at Walmart?

If you dress like like the audience, you're eventually gonna be the audience. Simple showbiz mantra that seems to escape AEW.

What are they supposed to wear?

You want a guy who's entire shtick is being an unhinged wild man who's in a stable called War Dogs wearing a suit and tie?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

God!

 

[GoldenAzazel]

God!

Damn, wish I had an ass like that

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Samoan headbutt spot

 

[GoldenAzazel]

Decent go home show for Forbidden Door. Looking forward to the ppv

 

[Based God]

Ospreay just learned a lesson. Stop putting your damn hands on that man's belt.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Damn they just did some Casino shit to GoA.

 

[Based God]

That, right there, the Swerve that just closed the show, is the Swerve I've wanted to see as the Champion.

 

[HereticBD]

What are they supposed to wear?

Oh', I don't know, something that makes them stand out from the rest of the roster?

These guys are failing on the core fundamentals of show business, and you wonder why that is? TNA has more pageantry and hold their stars in higher regard than this shit. It's not real, nor is it Japan, no matter what Dave Meltzer and such want to sell you on. "Five Star Matches" between indistinct folks in T-shirts and jeans, mean less than nothing.

Sorry, but these guys just suck. Lots of talent, but no idea what to do with any of them, other than pay them stupid amounts of money to show up to half filled arenas.

 

[Based God]

Oh', I don't know, something that makes them stand out from the rest of the roster?

These guys are failing on the core fundamentals of show business, and you wonder why that is? TNA has more pageantry and hold their stars in higher regard than this shit. It's not real, nor is it Japan, no matter what Dave Meltzer and such want to sell you on. "Five Star Matches" between indistinct folks in T-shirts and jeans, mean less than nothing.

Sorry, but these guys just suck. Lots of talent, but no idea what to do with any of them, other than pay them stupid amounts of money to show up to half filled arenas.

You typed all that and still didn't answer what they're supposed to wear

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

There's a reason Mariah May is winning that poll in the main thread

Cause that damn Nick Aldis doesn’t know how to use Tiffy!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

God!

That damn Jungle Boi goes to sleep every night caressing that thing, Rex! Son of a bitch!

 

[HereticBD]

You typed all that and still didn't answer what they're supposed to wear

I did in my very first sentence. They should be wearing stuff that makes them look like stars, and not some drunk bum who hopped the rail.

Don't know what you're laughing about. The ratings and attendance numbers are on my side.

 

[Based God]

I did in my very first sentence. They should be wearing stuff that makes them look like stars, and not some drunk bum who hopped the rail.

Don't know what you're laughing about. The ratings and attendance numbers are on my side.

Meanwhile all of the people who have drawn the biggest ratings and attendance in wrestling over the last 30 years:

 

[HereticBD]

Meanwhile all of the people who have drawn the biggest ratings and attendance in wrestling over the last 30 years:

And that takes years of creative and making those guys stars to the point where they can get away with it. Every single one of those guys are pro-wrestling royalty, and not some independent/NJPW/ROH goofs, that few outside of some hardcore nerds have even heard of.

Whatever though. Stay confused as to why AEW is flailing.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Gotta have something for @Big Nasty Edison