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There's always this saying that they use a lot in fights "He's been hit with everything but the kitchen sink"

Well, I would like to see someone get hit with a kitchen sink so why not give a guy a kitchen sink, or at least leave it in one of the corners of the octagon and the first man who gets to it got dibs.

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There's always this saying that they use a lot in fights "He's been hit with everything but the kitchen sink"

Well, I would like to see someone get hit with a kitchen sink so why not give a guy a kitchen sink, or at least leave it in one of the corners of the octagon and the first man who gets to it got dibs.

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Yes and when Dominic cruz tells Cody garbrandt he's gonna explode on his face and cody responds I'll eat everything you got. That really should happen.

Wait.. What?
 
What about ladies that fire ping pong balls out of their poontang. They could fire Cadburys creme eggs so the crowd can have a chocolatey snack.
 
I like the glass wall, and armed referee changes.
Id replace the baton with an electric cattle prod or a taser to give the ref more clout.
Imagine a bodychack ko on the glass?
 
I like the glass wall, and armed referee changes.
Id replace the baton with an electric cattle prod or a taser to give the ref more clout.
Imagine a bodychack ko on the glass?

I like it.

How about a firemans carry running with your opponent head first into the glass wall?
 
I'd be good with Igor rules where soccer kicks and karate chops to the back of the head are legal.
 
No breathers between rounds. Both fighters have to receive instructions from their corners while doing a minute long keg stand. This may sap some of their punching power, but the beer should increase KOs anyway. Maybe whiskey chugging in the championship rounds.
 

Total side note, I love that he's in a metal mech suit and decides that a sink is an ideal weapon for the job of killing a god. Like the robotic steel gauntlets won't cut it, but a '55 American Standard Roxbury aught to do the trick.
 
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