Media Add-Ons To the Octagon

[usernamee]

I would like to see a revamping of the octagon and I've got a few ideas.

This isn't a very original idea I know but it's still a good one.

Why not have hard plexiglass instead of cage fence surrounding the cage?
- That way we would get some pretty brutal KOs with guys heads bouncing off the glass repeatedly in vicious fashion. It would also leave blood stains and splatter enough to give even Dexter Morgan a hardon.

Another nice feature could be to make the entire octagon floor made out of concrete. That way we would get slam KOs all the time, and maybe even the first death inside the octagon. If that is too brutal, how about we place just a square piece of concrete somewhere in the octagon like this. (there would probably be a lot of blood on and around that block of concrete hence the vivid and realistic illustration)



A third thing I have been thinking of is to arm the Refs with expandable metal batons. That way whenever a fighter is grabbing the fence the Ref can quickly get there and give him a quick but hard stroke with the baton over the fingers to let that fighter know to release the fence. (this is if my plexiglass idea doesn't come to fruition)

Lastly I'd like to add pointy shoes to the refs. That way they can easily run up to a fighter who is not active enough on top and give him a good kick in the ribs with his pointy shoe, that way the fighter will immediately get to work.

What do you think?

Are there any other improvements you would like to be made?

 

[TCE]

Just take out rules and rounds.

 

[EVIL WAR GOD]

I Love you.

 

[Jean-MMA]

Make fighter wearing knight suit and weapon. Wait it's already there in Russia...

 

[donkeypunch2012]

Steel chairs and wooden tables.

 

[Cam Zink]

tigers and laser guns imo

 

[NandoMoura]

They should give a katana to both fighters

 

[3nigma]

Just take a scene from Gladiator and make it that.

 

[Diet Butcher]

Have one fighter be a bear

 

[0verlord]

Taser sounds better than a metal stick.

 

[supnmunm]

Inferno match where the cage is on fire, or where the cage gives you an electric shock when you touch it, barbed wire cage etc

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Put e-collars on the fighters so they if they commit a foul or don't let go of a submission/stop punching they get a quick shock to snap them out of it.

 

[Philtard]

This seems like a step in the right direction. There should also be pits that it's possible to fall in with venomous snakes and honey badgers, or maybe some rabid ferrets.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Ref should be allowed to do the Dirty Sanchez any time a fighter is stalling, or in Marc Goddards case, whenever he wants

 

[TheScorpionDude]

So basically you want Jon Jones to redesign the octagon...

You do know that if you allow batons inside the cage he'll probably bring a knife right ?

 

[Harmonica]

This seems like a step in the right direction. There should also be pits that it's possible to fall in with venomous snakes and honey badgers, or maybe some rabid ferrets.

Make that "pit filled with crocodiles" and I'm in.

 

[Mike K.O]

A third thing I have been thinking of is to arm the Refs with expandable metal batons.

Yamasaki would probably use the baton for no reason, because "The fans want blood"

 

[Tugboat]

That stick should be a taser in case of inactivity.

 

[Morris88]

1) Championship fights are to the death and the cage floor is surrounded by shaolin monks breathing fire and beating drums
2) You can wear swimming goggles if you're worried about eyepokes
3) Instead of point deductions, your opponent gets to throw one free strike at you while you stand there defenceless, if you low blow or eye poke them
4) WMMA fights need to be sexier somehow

 

[usernamee]

There's always this saying that they use a lot in fights "He's been hit with everything but the kitchen sink"

Well, I would like to see someone get hit with a kitchen sink so why not give a guy a kitchen sink, or at least leave it in one of the corners of the octagon and the first man who gets to it got dibs.