Absolute Dork Gets Folded Up And Makes Donkey Noises

Let's all pretend dork donkey is the instigator and bully here so we don't feel bad about his suffering.

 

I guarantee that boy nitched, how can I tell?

Because he started squealing, only pigs squeal.

Listen to this, virtually identical.



#SnitchesGetKOd
#SquealLittlePiggieSqueal
#NoStompsMakeMeSoft

 

Poor, poor Dan "Cow Moans" Simmler Jr.

MooooOOOOOo.

 

for the love god will somebody fix that poor sow's leg

 

Yowzers!

 

Boom, headshot!

 

Dude showed up with wraps like it was BKFC!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

He had no business fighting. What a dweeb. Know your limitations in life.

 

seems like a special needs kid, not good

 

Hmmmm kid already looks like hes got busted wrist
Other guys much bigger

Look like donkey kid is trying to bob and weave like someone who knows what boxing looks like and is trying badly to copy .....ended up throwing his face at the punch massively increasing the impact

 

I think he broke or at least twisted his left ankle on the way down, in a CroCop-Gonzaga 1 kinda way.

 

The victor actually threw a couple jabs before the KO punch. Don't know if anybody noticed that but that is what set it up to happen

 

Fuckin' a.

 

That was sad to watch.

Sad like "move out of town and change your name " sad.

 

the dork was injured as you can see from his wrist brace. Let's get a rematch when he's healed up.

 

That thread title is CTE poetry

 

At least he won't have to deal with his most embarrassing moment being viewed by thousands of people all over the world for all eternity, oh wait....

 

It wont go any better, his brain doesn't need any more CTE than he was gifted the first time

IMO