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A short Novel depicting my Connor vs Kebab prediction

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by Zebra Cheeks, Aug 8, 2018.

  1. Zebra Cheeks 2Cheeks Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    It's round 4, and As Kebab drags the Irish mans corpse to his corner he whispers "this is my swamp". The expression on McNuggets face is pure horror as he realizes his manlihood was retired in the first round...what is he even fighting for? It dawns on him that his career and legacy will die in the octagon to night, this is his last fight. He makes eye contact with Artem, his best friend, and a single tear is rolling down his face. Connor screams "NOT LIKE THIS" as the Russian man-bear unleashes his fists onto the helpless rag doll, a corner man yells "STOP THE FIGHT DAMNIT" and tries to jump the fence. Kebab winds up for a final strike, the ref tries to dive to block the contact, but he's too late. The punch lands, and connors body goes limp. Blood is sparkling as the great lights shine on the blood of a man we once called a warrior.

    At the funeral artem blames himself. He had to hire an assistant to turn the pages of his speech because his arms were too short to reach the stand.

    You can clap now
     
  2. WaylonMercy5150 Silver Belt

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    Kabib will pull out so Wrong
     
  3. Sapp Silver Belt

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    Did writing this story excite you TS?
     
  4. Zebra Cheeks 2Cheeks Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    How could it not? My writing skills are flawless
     
  5. LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    You KNOW if habib gets McNeverDefend down, he's 100% talking to the SBG corner.

    "Look...As I rape your chicken."
     
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    I'm constantly amazed how many people are so obsessed with their hatred for Conor

    <Huh2>
     
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    Gold.
     
  10. Zebra Cheeks 2Cheeks Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Hahaha I'm gonna be real mate, I'm just drunk and bored
     
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    I actually don't think the hatred IS for Conor, it's more for his McNut-Hugging, UBER gheigh fan base, who are obnoxious beyond belief, with the endless white-knighting and knob-slobbling.
     
  12. Zebra Cheeks 2Cheeks Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Yeah this whole thing is mostly a satire on how over top both fan bases are since this announcement
     
  13. Dana_is_your_GOD Banned Banned

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    Its round 5 and TS discovers hes gay
     
  14. Zebra Cheeks 2Cheeks Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Dude that's kind of fucked up to make Connor keep fighting after he died.
     
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    Fantastic! Two champ-champ's up! Fun for McNuggets of all ages.
     
  16. snackgod Gold Belt

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    when u miss spell there names I cant even try to read this post.
     
  17. Zebra Cheeks 2Cheeks Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Misspell is one word.
     
  18. HHJ Fedor and Khabib Supremacist

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    This saga ends only one way,w khabib making Conor do pushups for money,similar to ending of There will be Blood
     
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    doesn't change my point.
     

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