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A short Novel depicting my Connor vs Kebab prediction

Discussion in 'The Wasteland' started by Twink182, Aug 8, 2018.

  1. Twink182

    Twink182 All the....small things Platinum Member

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    It's round 4, and As Kebab drags the Irish mans corpse to his corner he whispers "this is my swamp". The expression on McNuggets face is pure horror as he realizes his manlihood was retired in the first round...what is he even fighting for? It dawns on him that his career and legacy will die in the octagon to night, this is his last fight. He makes eye contact with Artem, his best friend, and a single tear is rolling down his face. Connor screams "NOT LIKE THIS" as the Russian man-bear unleashes his fists onto the helpless rag doll, a corner man yells "STOP THE FIGHT DAMNIT" and tries to jump the fence. Kebab winds up for a final strike, the ref tries to dive to block the contact, but he's too late. The punch lands, and connors body goes limp. Blood is sparkling as the great lights shine on the blood of a man we once called a warrior.

    At the funeral artem blames himself. He had to hire an assistant to turn the pages of his speech because his arms were too short to reach the stand.

    You can clap now
     
  2. WaylonMercy5150

    WaylonMercy5150 Silver Belt

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    Kabib will pull out so Wrong
     
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    Sapp Silver Belt

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    Did writing this story excite you TS?
     
  4. Twink182

    Twink182 All the....small things Platinum Member

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    How could it not? My writing skills are flawless
     
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    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    notori0us1 Banned Banned

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    Arm Barbarian Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    You KNOW if habib gets McNeverDefend down, he's 100% talking to the SBG corner.

    "Look...As I rape your chicken."
     
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  8. WinZip

    WinZip Trial Version Expired

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    I'm constantly amazed how many people are so obsessed with their hatred for Conor

    <Huh2>
     
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    FireKidWS TheMeanStreets

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    Gold.
     
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  10. Twink182

    Twink182 All the....small things Platinum Member

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    Hahaha I'm gonna be real mate, I'm just drunk and bored
     
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    Arm Barbarian Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    I actually don't think the hatred IS for Conor, it's more for his McNut-Hugging, UBER gheigh fan base, who are obnoxious beyond belief, with the endless white-knighting and knob-slobbling.
     
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    Twink182 All the....small things Platinum Member

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    Yeah this whole thing is mostly a satire on how over top both fan bases are since this announcement
     
  13. Dana_is_your_GOD

    Dana_is_your_GOD Banned Banned

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    Its round 5 and TS discovers hes gay
     
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    Twink182 All the....small things Platinum Member

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    Dude that's kind of fucked up to make Connor keep fighting after he died.
     
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    saltyNaCl__salt Blue Belt

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    Fantastic! Two champ-champ's up! Fun for McNuggets of all ages.
     
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    snackgod Silver Belt

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    when u miss spell there names I cant even try to read this post.
     
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  17. Twink182

    Twink182 All the....small things Platinum Member

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    Misspell is one word.
     
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  18. HHJ

    HHJ Jeg reiser til mørkets dyp der alt er dødt.

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    This saga ends only one way,w khabib making Conor do pushups for money,similar to ending of There will be Blood
     
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    Agent Mulder's Hair Banned Banned

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    not bad
     
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    snackgod Silver Belt

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    doesn't change my point.
     
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