Health A Question About Condoms

[Staph infection]

Hadda do a search for "froggy style".

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You kids and your Tik Toks

This is the OG Froggy Style and one hell of a movie. If anyone on here has not scene CB4, go watch it.


RIP Charlie Muphy.

 

[Staph infection]

I wear mine like a sailor wears his beanie.

That could be a real time saver. Slap it on just the head and by the 5th thrust it is all the way on.

 

[TheChance]

Just use a candy bar wrapper, Archer style.

 

[Jesus X]

Just use a candy bar wrapper, Archer style.

Nick irving said the taliban was MacGyver'ing condoms like that for homosexual coitus.

 

[TheChance]

Nick irving said the taliban was MacGyver'ing condoms like that for homosexual coitus.

Well Archer did work for ISIS...

 

[Halifax]

Hadda do a search for "froggy style".

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Otherwise known as the Prone bone

 

[Jesus X]

Well Archer did work for ISIS...

What is funny is that a lot of Latino men named their daughter isis before the year 2000.

 

[NadaRekowski]

I can't wear condoms because they're too small and I'm allergic to latex.

I can't wear them because they always fell off

 

[jeff7b9]

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[Meatspin]

Condom clusters are generally clusters of warts that will form at the base of your penis. Basically some infected lady juice runs down the condom and pools in that area and you are left with a nice patch of sex truffles to remind you of that time you let a $5.00 hooker ride you. It can also happen from splash back when your balls hitting her lady parts when doing it doggy style.

That is why I stick to froggy style for 27 seconds and then I am off that lily pad and out the motel room door before she realizes I paid her in fake money.

You mean you don’t wrap your nuts in cling wrap too? Amateur move

 

[Staph infection]

You mean you don’t wrap your nuts in cling wrap too? Amateur move

Cling wrap has layers so it leaves openings. Real men use freezers bags and gorilla tape. This also reduces the chances of leaving pubes at the crime scene.

 

[San Marino]

One size fits all in the US.
In Japan they have small, medium, and large. Imagine being the guy buying small with a female cashier.
...from "smart boy" (slim) to "mega big boy" (extra-large).

 

[Kardashians]

Condom clusters are generally clusters of warts that will form at the base of your penis. Basically some infected lady juice runs down the condom and pools in that area and you are left with a nice patch of sex truffles to remind you of that time you let a $5.00 hooker ride you. It can also happen from splash back when your balls hitting her lady parts when doing it doggy style.

sex is disgusting and ill never have it again.
this is vile.

 

[William Huggins]

I read that as "get fisted"

Well it's sort of like the 5 second rule if it doesn't touch the sides it's alright??

 

[William Huggins]

sex is disgusting and ill never have it again.
this is vile.

I thought girls like truffles??

 

[Staph infection]

sex is disgusting and ill never have it again.
this is vile.

it is a good thing that you are a video based dominatrix. No physicality for you and you still get teh monies!

 

[William Huggins]

it is a good thing that you are a video based dominatrix. No physicality for you and you still get teh monies!

That's why we've got computer viruses.........

 

[deadshot138]

it is a good thing that you are a video based dominatrix. No physicality for you and you still get teh monies!

Video based? Some men are truly desperate

 

[Kardashians]

Video based? Some men are truly desperate

Not even that. I just text them over Teams lol. They don’t even see me.

Men. What can ya do?

 

[Staph infection]

Not even that. I just text them over Teams lol. They don’t even see me.

Men. What can ya do?

Oh my god!!!!!! I thought it was at least via video. What fucking losers they are but more power to you for not exposing yourself too much and making some money off them.

You don't want to be one of those woman who exposes their private parts for $47.00 a month on Onlyfans.