Health A Question About Condoms

[William Huggins]

Just use PrEP,

 

[Fedorgasm]

Cover it all the way to the base but you will still get condom clusters from the hookers you frequent behind Loves.

Also watch out for chicks with clit piercings. Depending on the jewelry, they can compromise the condom, don't ask me how I know.

I'm going to regret asking this, but what are condom clusters?

 

[Halifax]

 

[Halifax]

Just ask your boyfriend to get tested first......then he can ride you bareback with piece of mind and a more intense sensation.

I read that as "get fisted"

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

Idk only seen them used as water balloons or from 80s porno's.
Any chick who asks you to bring condoms is a big red flag
A big boring red flag

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

lmao at coming in here

I didn't mean to, but I didn't bring any condoms

 

[Staph infection]

I'm going to regret asking this, but what are condom clusters?

Condom clusters are generally clusters of warts that will form at the base of your penis. Basically some infected lady juice runs down the condom and pools in that area and you are left with a nice patch of sex truffles to remind you of that time you let a $5.00 hooker ride you. It can also happen from splash back when your balls hitting her lady parts when doing it doggy style.

That is why I stick to froggy style for 27 seconds and then I am off that lily pad and out the motel room door before she realizes I paid her in fake money.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Condom broke, thank God there were no diseases or pregnancies as a result.

You wear rubbers when you jerk off bud..?

 

[Fedorgasm]

You wear rubbers when you jerk off bud..?

Bro if you'd only seen where these hands have been

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

If you think you need a little more room at the tip, just poke a hole in it with a safety pin. You can be wearing it while you do this.







Please don’t

 

[GergreG]

Ask your mum to show you. Her hands are like silk.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

You're supposed to pull it over the balls.

 

[HelloJapan]

You know you can't get a dude pregnant, right?

 

[Fedorgasm]

One funny thing I used to do was to buy magnums.

Now my sherdong isn't big enough to need magnums, but after going through several incidents involving broken condoms, I decided that using magnums might help. You don't need a huge Wang, you simply roll it down only as far as you need to. So in my case, both inches.

But after I had sex, when I went to throw the condom in the trash, I'd always unroll it all the way, just in case some homeless lady went digging in my trash, I wanted her to think I had a 10 inch hog.

 

[Contempt]

Condom clusters are generally clusters of warts that will form at the base of your penis. Basically some infected lady juice runs down the condom and pools in that area and you are left with a nice patch of sex truffles to remind you of that time you let a $5.00 hooker ride you. It can also happen from splash back when your balls hitting her lady parts when doing it doggy style.

 

[Batjester]

 

[Tone C]

lmao at coming in here to get advice

Nothing wrong with that.


Expecting to get good advice however....

 

[Batjester]

Nothing wrong with that.


Expecting to get good advice however....

What do you mean? We give great advice here.

 

[nonoob]

I stick to froggy style for 27 seconds and then I am off that lily pad and out the motel room door before she realizes I paid her in fake money.

Hadda do a search for "froggy style".

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[Jesus X]

When you wear it do you cover the whole or can you cover the the top part and a little under it?

Or would it come off?

Edit:

I should at least tell you why I'm asking this, I assume you can't fill much with it on so I was wondering this

I wear mine like a sailor wears his beanie.